Make $$$$$

[genkaus]

Thats all I need, your love and trust. However I have my priests err....assistants and they need their office and salaries funded so that's why I will need the $5000 dollars.

Its not for me you understand. Its a sign of faith that proves that you love me.

Sign of faith? I gave you my love. What more sign of faith do you need?

And are you suggesting that your priests and assistants don't love and trust you? Because if they do, they should already be rich and not need any salaries. And if they don't then make me your priest or assistant - since I already love and trust you.

[Phish]

but but but if you will get to rich this can happen,it just isnt worthy:

[Cyberman]

Thats all I need, your love and trust. However I have my priests err....assistants and they need their office and salaries funded so that's why I will need the $5000 dollars.

Its not for me you understand. Its a sign of faith that proves that you love me.

If all you want is our love and trust and want a sign, I'm sure I could put something in an envelope for you. Might run the risk of some seepage, however. I could email it but I don't think that's possible.

[Puddleglum]

For one thing, you wouldn't apologise after screwing me out of $5000

Why don't you trust me? I love you all!!!! All I want is your love!!

You give me the love and I will make you rich.


Didn't you start a thread on gullibility?

You don't really do irony do you? are you from the Mid-West?

I come from the deep south........... of England any more southerly and I'd get my feet wet.

I did miss the irony in your post.

Looks again.

It appears to be a request for money and that's ironic because........?

OK. lets spell it out. There is a thing called satire. Ever heard of it? Look up the word if you don't understand what it means


What do you think I might be satirizing by asking people for their money on a vague, unproven promise of later riches with no proof whatsoever.

Have a good think

[Waratah]

This is not satire. It's so true.

I sent Puddleglum $5000.

I don't know how he did but within days I was legal owner of $500 000. Yes not a mistake $500 000.

Please don't be like my parents and not listen. The police still don't know how they died.

Puddleglum

[festive1]

Didn't you start a thread on gullibility? [/b]

You don't really do irony do you? are you from the Mid-West?

hock: Is this why irony is often lost on me???

[Puddleglum]

Blessed is WARATAH

You see he had FAITH and now he is a rich man.

From now you shall be know as Saint Waratah the faithfull (and you are licensed to sell your own relics)

[Angrboda]

Awesome! I'm in! Just tell me who to make the check out to and where to send it.



(Oh, by the way, for suspected wire fraud, do I want the FBI or the Postal Inspector General? I can never remember.)

[downbeatplumb]

OK. lets spell it out. There is a thing called satire. Ever heard of it? Look up the word if you don't understand what it means


What do you think I might be satirizing by asking people for their money on a vague, unproven promise of later riches with no proof whatsoever.

Have a good think

Do you know what satire needs in order to be satire.

Context.

All you did was ask for money.

[Shell B]

So, the obsession with money, gullibility and bullshit is getting a little creepy, glumdumpling.