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Was Jesus married?
#11
RE: Was Jesus married?
That sponge been thwartin' me swashbucklin' fer years now. I'll get that square pants squiffy wi' a wannion!
Cunt
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#12
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(September 19, 2012 at 9:31 am)greneknight Wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19645273

Is it so wrong if Jesus was married? This article is pretty interesting. The early church might have suppressed information about his marriage.

For a person who claims not to believe in god as a being, you sure act like you believe that god actually existed.

It seems to be a tradition of the judeo-christian god worshipers to retcon their mythology. The early jews did it with the Canaanite pantheon, and the early church did it with Jesus. All the gospels (Gospel of Thomas, Gospel of Peter [I think] and Gospel of Mary Magdelena) that involved a lot of jesus being human were taken out of the bible.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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#13
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(September 19, 2012 at 10:13 am)frankiej Wrote: That sponge been thwartin' me swashbucklin' fer years now. I'll get that square pants squiffy wi' a wannion!

Well that just sounds perverse.
Leave his square pants alone and put your wannion away.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#14
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(September 19, 2012 at 10:14 am)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(September 19, 2012 at 10:13 am)frankiej Wrote: That sponge been thwartin' me swashbucklin' fer years now. I'll get that square pants squiffy wi' a wannion!

Well that just sounds perverse.
Leave his square pants alone and put your wannion away.

Shiver me timbers! Don't ye be doubtin' me, ye son of a biscuit eater!
Cunt
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#15
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(September 19, 2012 at 10:14 am)Tobie Wrote:
(September 19, 2012 at 9:31 am)greneknight Wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19645273

Is it so wrong if Jesus was married? This article is pretty interesting. The early church might have suppressed information about his marriage.

For a person who claims not to believe in god as a being, you sure act like you believe that god actually existed.

It seems to be a tradition of the judeo-christian god worshipers to retcon their mythology. The early jews did it with the Canaanite pantheon, and the early church did it with Jesus. All the gospels (Gospel of Thomas, Gospel of Peter [I think] and Gospel of Mary Magdelena) that involved a lot of jesus being human were taken out of the bible.

I think Jesus existed but he was a man.
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#16
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(September 19, 2012 at 10:18 am)greneknight Wrote:
(September 19, 2012 at 10:14 am)Tobie Wrote: For a person who claims not to believe in god as a being, you sure act like you believe that god actually existed.

It seems to be a tradition of the judeo-christian god worshipers to retcon their mythology. The early jews did it with the Canaanite pantheon, and the early church did it with Jesus. All the gospels (Gospel of Thomas, Gospel of Peter [I think] and Gospel of Mary Magdelena) that involved a lot of jesus being human were taken out of the bible.

I think Jesus existed but he was a man.

Any basis for this, apart from having it drilled into your head by the church?
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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#17
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Sorry for not following the links but did Jesus leave his wife and go on the road? Or did he take her along?

There's this guy of some musical significance, he's doing this finale concert commentary. Ye he had to give it up, so many have died on the road, Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, those plane crash people, Elvis. I thought he died on the toilet but whatever.

Anyway I relate more to the modern gods that choked on their own vomit or were eliminated by the CIA.
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#18
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Magic Pudding, I've missed ye, ye gentleman o' fortune!

It is always good to see a buccaneer like you back.
Cunt
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#19
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Yeah, on a side note. If anyone actually wants to talk about the whole wife of Christ thing please go to the original thread made by Minimalist that Grene shamelessly ripped off.
Don't humour him.
http://atheistforums.org/thread-14857.html
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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(September 19, 2012 at 10:25 am)frankiej Wrote: It is always good to see a buccaneer like you back.

Ye until I stab you in the back and steal your stuff. FSM Grin
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