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10 Facts to shut atheists up
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:24 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2012 at 10:26 am by Violet.)
(September 21, 2012 at 10:14 am)LastPoet Wrote: If you know enough science you can be pretty much safe from them. just wrap yourself in tin foil.

Wouldn't that just condu-... oh, I see it now 0.o

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(September 21, 2012 at 10:16 am)Stimbo Wrote: I've had a static shock off a nylon carpet and that was bloody sharp enough. Somehow I don't fancy the idea of multiplying that up to the magnitude of a lightning bolt. I'm guessing it would sting a bit.

Sting? Big Grin

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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:30 am
Epicness Big Grin

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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:30 am
Now how come the theists on our site can't put together arguments that good? Come on, guys! Are you even trying to save our souls?!
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:40 am
(September 21, 2012 at 10:30 am)whateverist Wrote: Now how come the theists on our site can't put together arguments that good? Come on, guys! Are you even trying to save our souls?!

We were putting together arguments??? 0.o

The hell you on about? I AM trying to save your souls... for myself... so I can eat them later Devil
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:44 am
(September 21, 2012 at 10:40 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: The hell you on about? I AM trying to save your souls... for myself... so I can eat them later Devil

I've never had one. Are they good?
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:45 am
The sad things is that I can actually imagine people using the first two arguments. I've actually heard people using No. 2 as evidence against "global warming."
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:49 am
(September 21, 2012 at 10:44 am)whateverist Wrote:
(September 21, 2012 at 10:40 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: The hell you on about? I AM trying to save your souls... for myself... so I can eat them later Devil

I've never had one. Are they good?

I've had rissoles and Dover soles, not at the same time though. Souls are probably the same sort of thing.
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:51 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2012 at 10:52 am by Violet.)
(September 21, 2012 at 10:44 am)whateverist Wrote: I've never had one. Are they good?

Oh hell yes... especially powerful souls. The souls of children, I would compare it somewhat to mutton vs lamb.

I live for the souls of the strong.
(September 21, 2012 at 10:49 am)Stimbo Wrote: I've had rissoles and Dover soles, not at the same time though. Souls are probably the same sort of thing.

Cute, you can make an endless amount of jokes when you catch a sole in a net Angel
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:56 am
Wait... are there really creationists out there who claim the 100 degree/0 degree for water boiling/freezing is mathematical proof of creation? Or is this guy just doing parody?
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:00 am
(September 21, 2012 at 10:56 am)Tino Wrote: Wait... are there really creationists out there who claim the 100 degree/0 degree for water boiling/freezing is mathematical proof of creation? Or is this guy just doing parody?

Fine, you thread derailers can keep on chittering about that batch of worthlessness, I'm going to go smite a hooker.

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