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10 Facts to shut atheists up
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:58 am
Napo, I'll see your ten arguments and raise you another ten. (Checkmate!) Big Grin

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:58 am
(September 21, 2012 at 10:05 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(September 21, 2012 at 9:57 am)LastPoet Wrote: Lightning is cool, I truly love to watch thunderstorms. Its fucking awesome!

MORE LIGHTNING ENTHUSIASTS!


Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Galileo!! Galileo!! Galileo Figaroooooo!!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Magnifico-o-o-o-ohhhhhhhh!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me!
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 12:20 pm
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family
Spare him his life from this mon-stro-sity:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Wow.. We really derailed Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 4:48 pm
(September 21, 2012 at 9:34 am)Napoléon Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4kMwQtlr...re=g-all-u

I cannot even accept this as legitimate, It simply has to be a parody. Nobody can be that stupid without putting great effort into it, surely...
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

(September 21, 2012 at 4:48 pm)liam Wrote: I cannot even accept this as legitimate, It simply has to be a parody. Nobody can be that stupid without putting great effort into it, surely...

What's up with all these stubborn newcomers?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 6:23 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2012 at 6:23 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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