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10 Facts to shut atheists up
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:05 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2012 at 11:06 am by Cyberman.)
(September 21, 2012 at 10:56 am)Tino Wrote: Wait... are there really creationists out there who claim the 100 degree/0 degree for water boiling/freezing is mathematical proof of creation? Or is this guy just doing parody?

I would answer yes to both questions. I've heard of this bloke before but I don't remember seeing his stuff, however it's listed under comedy so it's probably parody. It can be very hard to tell sometimes.

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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:06 am
(September 21, 2012 at 10:56 am)Tino Wrote: Wait... are there really creationists out there who claim the 100 degree/0 degree for water boiling/freezing is mathematical proof of creation? Or is this guy just doing parody?

You're new to the comedy forum, right?
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:09 am
It's not really stupider than what some people say when being serious. I mean, fuck, Bill O'Reilly broadcast his own stupidity over his own internationally broadcast television show (with a very appropriate response added at the end).
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:10 am
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:15 am
(September 21, 2012 at 10:05 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(September 21, 2012 at 9:57 am)LastPoet Wrote: Lightning is cool, I truly love to watch thunderstorms. Its fucking awesome!

MORE LIGHTNING ENTHUSIASTS!

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(September 21, 2012 at 10:05 am)Stue Denim Wrote: I was never a fan as a kid, I found it very very frightening.

Power sometimes frightens... did I scare you? *stoops to the level of a child, arms spread welcoming*

Not at all. When lightening storms occur I take the opportunity to pay a hooker, strip down to nothing but a fake moustache, a top hat and a cape. Then we re-enact the role-play fantasy I have of participating in a satanic ritual to conceive the anti-christ.

Why? Doesn't everyone do that?
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukkO7c2eUE

Watch the left side
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGeWJHpFaPk
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:41 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGDThrY0...re=related Tino you can't trust you tube, and Violet your Japanese game show is going to far.
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:43 am
Science bitches! It works!!
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:47 am
Bit of Theology Trivia
Lightning is definitely Zeus' schtick.

At no point in the entire Bible did Yahweh even once smite a sinner with a bolt of lightning. Not once.

Yahweh did use other means, including plagues, columns of fire and the earth opening up and swallowing the target. He also used indirect means, like invading enemies to do his dirty work for him. However, not one single bolt of lightning.

Our modern ideas of the Christian god are rooted as much in Zeus as in Yahweh. Just like how Satan is a blend of Pan (goat legged, horned god of passion) and Hades (god of the underworld).
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 11:51 am
(September 21, 2012 at 11:06 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(September 21, 2012 at 10:56 am)Tino Wrote: Wait... are there really creationists out there who claim the 100 degree/0 degree for water boiling/freezing is mathematical proof of creation? Or is this guy just doing parody?

You're new to the comedy forum, right?

Ahhh, total fail on my part, I only watched the first fact.
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