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10 Facts to shut atheists up
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10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 9:34 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4kMwQtlr...re=g-all-u
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 9:54 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2012 at 9:55 am by Violet.)
Whhaaaaa.... lulz ROFLOL

Heaven: Where lightning comes from!
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 9:57 am
Lightning is cool, I truly love to watch thunderstorms. Its fucking awesome!
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:05 am
I was never a fan as a kid, I found it very very frightening.
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:05 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2012 at 10:06 am by Violet.)
(September 21, 2012 at 9:57 am)LastPoet Wrote: Lightning is cool, I truly love to watch thunderstorms. Its fucking awesome!

MORE LIGHTNING ENTHUSIASTS!

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(September 21, 2012 at 10:05 am)Stue Denim Wrote: I was never a fan as a kid, I found it very very frightening.

Power sometimes frightens... did I scare you? *stoops to the level of a child, arms spread welcoming*
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:09 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2012 at 10:10 am by LastPoet.)
Its just electrons, finding their place to equality Big Grin

And they make a hell of a show.
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:11 am
(September 21, 2012 at 10:09 am)LastPoet Wrote: Its just electrons, finding their place to equality Big Grin

It's a thing of beauty... the oppressed rising up in a massive show of force... :')

Anyone ever been struck by lightning? It's exciting Sleepy
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:14 am
If you know enough science you can be pretty much safe from them. just wrap yourself in tin foil.
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:16 am
I've had a static shock off a nylon carpet and that was bloody sharp enough. Somehow I don't fancy the idea of multiplying that up to the magnitude of a lightning bolt. I'm guessing it would sting a bit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 10 Facts to shut atheists up
September 21, 2012 at 10:20 am
Faradays cage anyone?
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