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You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If…
#41
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I won't be giving the oil companies my money. I'm going to get a car with a modified diesel engine that will run on used cooking oil. It'll mean I have to spend an extra $500 yearly on maintenance but considering it'll save me thousands in gas [seriously, I could get PAID to obtain fast food place's used cooking oil from them] and considering my O2 output will be 10% of standard gasoline usage, I'm pretty ok with that.
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#42
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(October 2, 2012 at 6:34 pm)JohnDG Wrote: No, but that's why we have all the issue's today, nobody can look beyond the obvious and say hey your just a human being like me lets not kill each other.
It's not about this, friend. Even the most avid humanist would turn on his fellow human being when faced with hunger, or save his own kin instead of a complete stranger.
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#43
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All the conspiracy theories are just part of an dastardly conspiracy to make people paranoid.
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#44
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Except when they don't Mehm, showing a little humanity instead of rolling around in the shit like swine...a behavior you seem to idealize. This may be difficult for you to believe, but bear with me. Sometimes, in terrible situations, people practically trip over each other trying to be more helpful, more useful, more "heroic". This is how we measure our potential, not by the worst examples of our behavior. The worst examples (your heroes, presumably) are what we call "cautionary tales".

Not that it takes a single ounce of heroism to say "Hey, we're all human"....but it may take a couple ounces of sense.....which some are clearly lacking.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#45
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If I had to choose between saving myself and leaving one of you to die I would die with you. That is just the type of person I am, call it foolish I call it being a more than an animal.

I've even jumped into a fight because it was a 2 on 1 didn't even know the guy.

I once broke my friends nose for helping me in a 1 on 1 fight, ended the fight and confused the hell out of both of them.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. Big Grin
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