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Questions about God and Science
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 (October 19, 2012 at 10:13 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:(October 19, 2012 at 9:21 pm)jonb Wrote: Your right, just my usual smart arse type of thing. Well if we're being sticklers then I'll also point out that the second line is not a complete sentence, nor is the first letter capitalized, and there is not a period at the end either. 
Also it's British, not british. It's a proper noun.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (October 19, 2012 at 8:28 pm)Polaris Wrote:(October 19, 2012 at 8:21 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Isn't god the biggest hunch of all? Like ...???
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy  (October 19, 2012 at 10:28 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Also it's British, not british. It's a proper noun. I'm American. I'm free from english rule.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
And look where it's got you!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
Don't you mean "You're all just jealous"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Questions about God and Science
October 19, 2012 at 11:28 pm
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2012 at 11:28 pm by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
(October 19, 2012 at 11:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Don't you mean "You're all just jealous"? Double contractions! Just as great as eating a triple cheeseburger, sipping on a bacon flavored milkshake, and driving a hummer down a 6 lane freeway. Y'all enjoy your fish and chips and scooters!
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103). RE: Questions about God and Science
October 20, 2012 at 12:01 am
(This post was last modified: October 20, 2012 at 12:02 am by Cyberman.)
(October 19, 2012 at 11:28 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Y'all enjoy your fish and chips and scooters! Thanks, I shall! Though you can't actually eat a scooter, you know. Then again, you can't ride around on a bag of chips (the fish is optional, you know). Well, I suppose you could, but people are bound to stare.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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