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QUIZ: How Will You Die

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QUIZ: How Will You Die
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Quote:Old Age - 58%


I was so hoping for "shot by a jealous husband at the age of 90."
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 2:43 pm
(November 29, 2012 at 2:38 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Grown in Algeria.


The red and yellow ones are shit!

Pff too heavy for me ... this is my brand.

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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 2:48 pm
(November 29, 2012 at 2:43 pm)Kousbroek Wrote: Pff too heavy for me ... this is my brand.

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"shag" lol


my dad is english and calls my brand of cigarets "french fags"
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Disease...

Awesome.
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 4:24 pm
(November 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Disease...

Awesome.

Um - no one ever dies of "good health."
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 4:32 pm
(November 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Disease...

Awesome.

Unclean!
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 4:37 pm



Apparently, according to this, I'm going to be disappeared. All I can say is, "I told you so!" Having had paranoid "delusions" from the age of four, I feel thoroughly vindicated.

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I must say though, that I think that they underestimate the odds of my dying by drowning, as my last hospitalization for suicidal ideation was with plans to drown myself in the Knife River (or Lake Superior, depending on how long my breath lasted, and how fast the current).

Death by drowning frequently comes up in my list of options.

However, if I hold to my current course, I expect to die in a rapidly expanding ball of flame.
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 4:39 pm
The result said that I will die by burning.

One of those stupid quizzes.
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 4:52 pm
(November 29, 2012 at 4:37 pm)apophenia Wrote:


Apparently, according to this, I'm going to be disappeared. All I can say is, "I told you so!" Having had paranoid "delusions" from the age of four, I feel thoroughly vindicated.

[Image: death%20by%20disappearance.jpg]

I must say though, that I think that they underestimate the odds of my dying by drowning, as my last hospitalization for suicidal ideation was with plans to drown myself in the Knife River (or Lake Superior, depending on how long my breath lasted, and how fast the current).

Death by drowning frequently comes up in my list of options.

However, if I hold to my current course, I expect to die in a rapidly expanding ball of flame.


Well I certainly hope that you can eventually find peace for yourself...
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RE: QUIZ: How Will You Die
November 29, 2012 at 4:58 pm (This post was last modified: November 29, 2012 at 5:05 pm by Dee Dee Ramone.)
I got the poison, I got the remedy!

I was hoping the outcome would be suicide at the age of 98. Now I wish the poison to be a shitload of extacy.
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