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October 1, 2014 at 10:02 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 11:28 am)Stimbo Wrote: I act like I have an enormous prick. Doesn't seem to get me anywhere though. People don't even think I'm religious.
lmao!!
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October 3, 2014 at 3:50 pm
Nominated for the wonderfully apposite use of vocabulary:
(October 2, 2014 at 9:43 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Able to fuck people over in a single bound...It's absurd, it's insane....it's Biblemannnnn!
Deirdre, I salute thee.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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October 28, 2014 at 11:01 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Christian Wrote: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
She wanted to see if it evolved into a bird. 
I could not help but post this here. I stand in awe of such deep and encompassing intellect. For if only we could all be so wise!
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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November 8, 2014 at 2:36 pm
(This post was last modified: November 8, 2014 at 2:39 pm by Whateverist.)
Post 2138 of the thread "Where did the universe come from? Science not-biased toward intelligent design has no answer". [Sorry but I don't know how to imbed it properly.]
(November 7, 2014 at 1:07 pm)comet Wrote: comet Wrote:
something started it. Unless you are in the nothing camp.
"Science" uses every solution to rule out "smarts" or "universe making a choice". The theists could use this knowledge. But then again, "science" doesn't do a thing does it? The easiest thing to rule out is "nothing" doing it. I think. Confused Fall
(November 8, 2014 at 11:03 am)Chuck Wrote: Chuck Responded:
Uh, no. It is incredibly difficult to rule out that when the cause is pursued to the end, "nothing" did it.
The answer "God" did it, if parsed rigorously, is the same as "nothing" did it. Theists implicitly accept that nothing did it. They just assert one extraordinarily contrived, elaborate, totally unsupported, and anthropomorphic stages from infinite number of equally worthless possibilities between nothing and something. Science tend not to be more elaborate than needed. Nothing is needed between nothing and something, so science has no need for God or any reduced version of god.
Very nice.
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November 8, 2014 at 3:41 pm
THANKS!
Oh, I didn't want to complain. But last night there was no turn down service. I did so miss my mint. =)
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November 8, 2014 at 3:43 pm
I didn't. It was delicious.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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November 8, 2014 at 3:57 pm
We left extra bedbugs to make up for it.
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November 12, 2014 at 8:08 pm
(November 12, 2014 at 4:30 am)Cato Wrote: If laissez-faire capitalism is so great, why does Wal-mart intentionally hire would-be full time employees at part time hours to avoid the expense of benefits? Looks as if the invisible hand of the market has made a fist and penetrated the poor.
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November 22, 2014 at 8:19 am
This so belongs here. I'm sick of this guy. I have to hold back from suggesting he just get one bullet and to use it on the one guy he hates most, assuming that will be himself. Love you Losty, you are a far, far better person than I.
(I wish I wasn't such a fumble bum with this quoting shit stuff.)
Quote:Yesterday, 09:59 (This post was last modified: Yesterday 10:00 by Losty.) Post: #11
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RE: Why do people hate school shooters?
I don't hate school shooters any more than I hate rapists, pedophiles, republicans, or anyone else for that matter. I don't hate people. I don't hate anyone. Does shooting up a school of children make you more of a monster than fighting in a war where innocent civilians get caught up in the crossfire? Maybe. Maybe not. I'll tell you why it seems that way. School shooters have no purpose. They aren't trying to save or defend anyone and accidentally killing children in the process. They haven't been ordered to do this by their employer either. They are deliberately taking the lives of innocent children who cannot defend themselves. Someone fighting in a war presumably does not kill innocent people on purpose. They are fighting for something they (or at least someone over them)believe is bigger than the life of those who are lost as collateral damage. I think the main thing is that it seems so much more horrifying when you see a school full of kids getting killed. Still...school shooters are usually just kids themselves. I can think them a monster for the horrible thing they've done, but I cannot hate them. My heart breaks when I consider what horrors they must've lived, even if only in their minds, to become such monsters.
Also, welcome back. Hopefully you plan to post less stuff about hating and killing, and more stuff about...well...anything else.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
November 22, 2014 at 9:44 am
Awww   I love you too whatevs!
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