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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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#711
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 6, 2017 at 1:05 pm
From the joke thread:

(January 5, 2017 at 7:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A few days ago, I was nice enough to tell a lady on the bus that she had semen on the back of her shirt.  She said, 'Thank you, but it's probably just yogurt.'

I said, 'Nah, I'm pretty sure I don't ejaculate yogurt.'

Boru

I laughed so fucking hard at this one.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 9, 2017 at 8:37 pm
(January 6, 2017 at 3:31 pm)GOĐ Wrote: I'm new here ( and perhaps I didn't spend enough time searching) and I can't seem to locate a formal debate category.

Do you have one?

(January 6, 2017 at 5:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Is God willing to spot the debate forum, but not able? Then he is not online.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is disinterested.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh his debate request?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 9, 2017 at 8:48 pm
I am truly honoured. Big Grin
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 9, 2017 at 9:04 pm
Why thank you, but, aw c'mon it's only me Blush

You're a great guy, Stim.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 9, 2017 at 9:05 pm
Wish you could convince certain others of that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 24, 2017 at 5:43 pm
Well it would also be a crime against hilarity to not put this one here:

(January 24, 2017 at 9:49 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 7:19 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Also, does boru represent: "Baffling or ridiculously unfit"?

Does ProgrammingGodJordan represent "Pretentious robot, obviously grammatically retarded, albeit mindless moron indicating nervous giraffe gesticulations of dementia; just obnoxiously redundant, demonstrating absolute nutbaggery"?

Pure genius.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 24, 2017 at 5:51 pm
(January 9, 2017 at 8:48 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I am truly honoured. Big Grin

It is a kind of warm 'n' fuzzy to make this thread, innit?

(and thanks Hammy - you're aces)

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 24, 2017 at 6:00 pm
He is indeed Wink
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 24, 2017 at 6:43 pm
Blush Blush

One blush for each legend and a tonguey smiley just because Tongue
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
January 28, 2017 at 9:22 am
(January 23, 2017 at 3:14 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Used to be Yahweh split seas in half and turned people into salt. Nowadays he induces the sort of retinal damage typically associated with staring at the sun in people who are currently staring at the sun.
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