Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument

[Something completely different]

I remember playing "Dinosaur" with toy dinosaurs when I was 7 and my little brother was 5, mostly (and at one specific event) outside in the sandbox

We ended up having an argument.

He threw a brick into my face, which sliced a piece of skin off my forehead.

The last kind of argument, centered arround entertainment, which went violent, that I have had.

[Great Ape]

Damn, people really love that show.

I've never seen it (don't kill me).

[thesummerqueen]

I've never seen it either, Ape.

[Great Ape]

I guess it's better than someone getting shot over a twilight argument.

[Rayaan]

And I'm sure people have been shot for much stupider reasons than this.

[Angrboda]

All I can say is, it's probably a good thing that more trekkies don't own guns.

"That's not canon, damnit!"

[Annik]

All I can say is, it's probably a good thing that more trekkies don't own guns.

"That's not canon, damnit!"

We have phasers, but we set them to stun.

[Violet]

I've never felt like any of my lovers or boyfriends were going to shoot me over a disagreement.

Lucky bitch

Eh heh....

"Fuck it, for Chris!"

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-sigh-

I very much doubt this gun went off accidentally. You have to load, switch off the safety, aim and squeeze. If it was an accident, this man should have never owned a gun because of deplorable gun safety.

You find it deplorable... and yet my only problem with his behavior involves his self-control. The gun don't enter into it, sweetums

Fuck guns, the only way to properly put down a zombie is to behead it. I'm a particular fan of using a fucking greatsword for this purpose. You get that thing swinging... and you are messing up something's day.

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-sigh-

I very much doubt this gun went off accidentally. You have to load, switch off the safety, aim and squeeze. If it was an accident, this man should have never owned a gun because of deplorable gun safety.

You find it deplorable... and yet my only problem with his behavior involves his self-control. The gun don't enter into it, sweetums

Fuck guns, the only way to properly put down a zombie is to behead it. I'm a particular fan of using a fucking greatsword for this purpose. You get that thing swinging... and you are messing up something's day.

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He threw a brick into my face, which sliced a piece of skin off my forehead.

The last kind of argument, centered arround entertainment, which went violent, that I have had.

My sister hit me in the forehead with the pointed tip of a spade, don't you just love those kind of scars? They're more fun than the old 'I slipped and fell down three flights of stairs and then defeated 50 ninjas at the base' stories.

[thesummerqueen]

In fairness, Vi, it could have been because they doubted their skill at aim and knew if they didn't take me out with the first shot, they'd be dead.

When I go on group trips and everyone else has pranks pulled on them, people leave me the fuck alone...ostensibly because I still have a rumor floating around me that I sleep with knives under my pillow.

[A Theist]

Well...he did shoot her -in the back- so I'd say he has at least a little bit of survival sense.....given the choice, you always shoot them when their back is turned, it's harder for them to shoot back that way.
(a rifle too...sweetness.......)

No. You gotta shoot 'em in the head.

Only as a last resort...It's better to use a baseball bat, metal pipe, crowbar, or some other heavy blunt instrument to bash in the skulls of zombies. It's quieter and doesn't attract more zombies like the noise of gunfire.