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A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
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 RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 13, 2012 at 9:06 am
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2012 at 9:38 pm by Cinjin.)
Here is the ONE TRUE GOD!!!
Now bow down and worship or suffer the eternal torment of denial. ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. 
IT'S BACON! No, gods don't know they're not real.
 RE: A Better Religion with a TRUE God.
December 14, 2012 at 7:22 pm
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2012 at 7:23 pm by Rhizomorph13.)
Steve is God. He no longer comes around here, but he taught us all that the Earth doesn't spin but is actually inside out and the universe moves around within it; I think that was what he was getting at...
PS You're all so stupid...
I miss Stevie. He gave the term "bat shit insane" whole new vistas of meaning.
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. 
Steve Jobs?
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).  (December 14, 2012 at 7:22 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Steve is God. He no longer comes around here, but he taught us all that the Earth doesn't spin but is actually inside out and the universe moves around within it; I think that was what he was getting at... Fuck. I threw God in the gauntlet? I'm so screwed. |
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