Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation:
156
RE: Daily quotes
January 25, 2013 at 10:20 am
A few pearls of wisdom from Bill Hicks:
Quote:You ever notice how people who believe in Creationism usually look pretty unevolved? Eyes really close together, big furry hands and feet? "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
Quote:A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
Quote:People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.
Quote:I'm sorry if anyone here is Catholic. I'm not sorry if you are offended, I'm actually sorry – just the fact that you're Catholic. It’s got to be one of the most ludicrous fucking beliefs ever. Like these vampire priests sink their twin fangs of guilt and sin into you as a child and suck your joy of life out of you the rest of your fucking existence.
Quote:I actually did that act one night in the south. Then, after the show, these three rednecks came up to me. "Hey, buddy! We're Christians and we didn't like what you said." I said, "Then forgive me." Later on, when I was hanging from the tree …
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Posts: 3179
Threads: 197
Joined: February 18, 2012
Reputation:
72
RE: Daily quotes
February 4, 2013 at 8:23 pm
“Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.”
― Anton Chekhov