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Putting God to the Test

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Putting God to the Test
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Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 7:55 am
Hey I love God he is awsome.
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 8:40 am
*** Backs away slowly ***


Wacky
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 9:15 am
Will you pray to god for him to stop you from posting such nonsense?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 9:35 am
ok, I'll bite.

Ask your god to give me the power to heal anyone just by me touching them and wanting to actually heal them. Also give me the ability to know what is wrong with the other person just by touching them.

When I can do this, I'll get back to you.
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 9:39 am
I'll take x-ray vision and telekinesis.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 11:17 am
Quote:God is very gracious

Step #1. When you can demonstrate that your silly variant of 'god' exists THEN we can debate whatever traits you arbitrarily choose to assign to it.

Until then, it is just worthless jargon.
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 11:24 am
Oh oh, I want to fly!
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 11:45 am
(December 31, 2012 at 11:24 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: Oh oh, I want to fly!

No invincibility nor red cape?
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 11:57 am
(December 31, 2012 at 11:45 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(December 31, 2012 at 11:24 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: Oh oh, I want to fly!

No invincibility nor red cape?

Invincibility too, I can handle the red cape myself. But god can do the rest. C'mon futureandahope make it so!
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RE: Putting God to the Test
December 31, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Can I have omnipotence please?
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