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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 6:20 am
(January 19, 2013 at 6:15 pm)Confused Ape Wrote: (January 19, 2013 at 5:26 pm)Christian Wrote: Thanks for asking Mister Sir Confused Ape.
I'm a Mrs Confused Ape. 
Yeah, that seems to be his favourite joke. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 6:24 am
(January 16, 2013 at 3:08 am)Christian Wrote: All dear Christian friends on this forum - we all know that our God exists. I have seen some of you trying hard to prove His existence to others when deep in your heart you know God exists. Do you try to prove to others that the Sun/moon/stars exists? I guess no. So why are you trying to prove that existence of God which already has proof of existence?
God absolutely exists. How anyone could think otherwise is a mystery to me, perhaps they have some mental disorder?  I pray for them.
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 6:25 am
Come on people, don't feed the Poe 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 6:28 am
(January 20, 2013 at 6:25 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Come on people, don't feed the Poe
He's absolutely correct, in this case, did you know?
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 6:45 am
(January 20, 2013 at 6:28 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: He's absolutely correct, in this case, did you know?
No, I did not 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 6:53 am
(January 20, 2013 at 6:45 am)Kayenneh Wrote: No, I did not
Everything exists. The moon, the sun, God...
Gandalf, Harry Potter, Dora the Explorer.
The question is not whether a thing is... for it is. The question is 'in what form/sense does a thing exist?'
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 6:55 am
Fair enough, that I can agree on. After all, Voldemort lives in my closet
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 7:32 am
(January 20, 2013 at 6:53 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: (January 20, 2013 at 6:45 am)Kayenneh Wrote: No, I did not
Everything exists. The moon, the sun, God...
Gandalf, Harry Potter, Dora the Explorer.
The question is not whether a thing is... for it is. The question is 'in what form/sense does a thing exist?'
I once was lost but prayed to all of them and now I am married to Angelina Jolie. And God gives me the power to text and drive too.
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 7:37 am
(January 20, 2013 at 5:19 am)Cinjin Wrote: lol, you better dial it back a bit Christian. You're funny, but if you make it too obvious, everyone will know you're a POE and no one will play with you anymore.
As in being a Christian who hasn't got a clue which denomination his Church belongs to?
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 7:37 am
(January 20, 2013 at 7:32 am)Brian37 Wrote: I once was lost but prayed to all of them and now I am married to Angelina Jolie. And God gives me the power to text and drive too.
Sounds like the work of Dora the Explorer, all praise the animated one!
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