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The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
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RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
(January 19, 2013 at 9:10 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: Chimps have huge testicles and although their penises are the largest of the primates they are still very small compared to humans - the sexual giants of primates.

They are not the largest of primate dicks if human penises are bigger... ROFLOL

Does size really matter? I've been fucked in the ass by a guy with a micropenis (2 inches iirc). Luckily for me, the pleasuring nerves are mostly concentrated on/just inside the surface.

Yes, a chimp *can* still stick it's schlong into a hole.

From wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis#Other_mammals
Quote:For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.[26]

Chimps have a 3 inch cock., that's more than enough.

(January 19, 2013 at 9:12 pm)Insanity x Wrote: I've seen and been victim of a leg humping but I've never thought to myself. "That dog wants me to fuck it" I just figured they don't have the required thumbs and fingers to get themselves off.

Yeah, nature screwed them pretty hard that way Sad Still, getting to mash nasties would probably be more enjoyable for them. I still want someone to do that study Wink
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#52
RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
I don't think it's just to do with size. I doubt if they would know what to do with a human female.
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#53
RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
(January 19, 2013 at 9:24 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: I don't think it's just to do with size. I doubt if they would know what to do with a human female.

I almost guarantee you could find a video on some really dodgy site of them doing this. I don't intend to go looking however.
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#54
RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
(January 19, 2013 at 9:24 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: I don't think it's just to do with size. I doubt if they would know what to do with a human female.

Other than fuck the hairless ape? It rather makes it easier to spot the territory.

Nine Wrote:I almost guarantee you could find a video on some really dodgy site of them doing this. I don't intend to go looking however.

Agreed, nor do I.

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RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
(January 19, 2013 at 9:29 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 9:24 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: I don't think it's just to do with size. I doubt if they would know what to do with a human female.

I almost guarantee you could find a video on some really dodgy site of them doing this. I don't intend to go looking however.

Guiding an animal into sexual connection with a human is not the same as being raped by the animal. Heck, plenty of human males don't even have a clue. To rape a human a chimp would have to know a fair bit about human anatomy. They would also need a sexual desire for it and chimps just don't fancy humans.
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RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
(January 19, 2013 at 9:36 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: Guiding an animal into sexual connection with a human is not the same as being raped by the animal. Heck, plenty of human males don't even have a clue. To rape a human a chimp would have to know a fair bit about human anatomy. They would also need a sexual desire for it and chimps just don't fancy humans.

Not really, its pretty simple from one mammal to another. I doubt they would even care much which hole it went into.
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RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
(January 19, 2013 at 9:38 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(January 19, 2013 at 9:36 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: Guiding an animal into sexual connection with a human is not the same as being raped by the animal. Heck, plenty of human males don't even have a clue. To rape a human a chimp would have to know a fair bit about human anatomy. They would also need a sexual desire for it and chimps just don't fancy humans.

Not really, its pretty simple from one mammal to another. I doubt they would even care much which hole it went into.

OMG, does no one on here know anything about biology? They wouldn't even know there was a hole there to rape!
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RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
(January 19, 2013 at 9:36 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: Guiding an animal into sexual connection with a human is not the same as being raped by the animal. Heck, plenty of human males don't even have a clue. To rape a human a chimp would have to know a fair bit about human anatomy.

A thirteen year old (american southeast) human boy probably hasn't studied anatomy or paid any attention in classes at all.

Doesn't stop his body from being hardwired to follow what it finds sexy: putting tab A into slot B. And he's horrible at it, and since he's raping his 11 year old cousin: she's not having a good time. Doesn't matter to nature, pregnancy as a result for this agression is possible, and the agressive genes are passed on.

You don't have to understand how every single facet of sex works to fuck something... and even dry humping can be rape if it's nonconsensual. Certainly, it's not quite as unpleasant as it could be (chimp raping your speaking orifice), but just the acts of denuding or 'bad touching' are grounds of sexual assault (probably far more common than chimps raping humans).

Quote:They would also need a sexual desire for it and chimps just don't fancy humans.

On the same grounds, I'd say 'and chimps just don't fancy cats'... unfortunately, that would be demonstrably wrong.

Oh, and there's this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/15...77806.html

And I mean, c'mon...

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/18/health...d=all&_r=0

(January 19, 2013 at 9:43 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: OMG, does no one on here know anything about biology? They wouldn't even know there was a hole there to rape!

How many mammals do you think chimps eat and/or witness every day? Many of these creatures have penises, many of them have vaginas. They see this while they eat them, and likely even know what they taste like Wink

Do you even know anything about biology? Or, for that matter, how little a rapist might care what hole (if even that) they are fucking? Thinking
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I give up. Perhaps we should get back to the topic at hand.
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RE: The Gay Marriage Issue Misses the Point
(January 19, 2013 at 10:13 pm)Joy Squeezy Wrote: I give up. Perhaps we should get back to the topic at hand.

Lmao, we went so far off topic I have no idea where we left off.
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