The confession thread

[Nine]

You can't say that without telling us about it!

Its not really the contents of what happened but I lucid dream a lot. It was a lucid nightmare so I was in control of myself in this one but not what was happening.

It felt completely real so when shit hit the fan I was absolutely terrified and woke up completely shocked and in a panic.

[paulpablo]

I always think violent thoughts.
Not because im angry with people, like for example i love everyone i work with, but sometimes when im bored in work i just think to myself "i wonder if i could kill everyone in the building now and get away with it/survive" and i start thinking of tactics, like id probably kill the leaner faster ones first in a seculuded area, hide the body then move onto the fatter ones, easier to kill but harder to hide the bodies. Its like call of duty but way more politically incorrect, disturbing and in my imagination.

---

I always think sexual thoughts at work, like "what would it be like to fuck every single good looking girl in store right now, at the same time, also while organising some BDSM games, the taller girls dominating the smaller girls"

[Nine]

I once convinced a kid to sing for me and my friends for 2 hours on xbox. He wanted us to help him cheat his stats.. I was not amused. I think somebody uploaded it on YouTube in the end..

[Shell B]

I get embarrassed every time I have to admit to having Pure-OCD because I can't do something. I am typically tempted to lie and say I have something more important to do.

[Nine]

When I was young my parents would give me speedos to wear swimming..

[Jackalope]

I was in Dallas in 1963 on the grassy knoll.

[Shell B]

I am the ghost of John Wilkes Booth.

[Nine]

I don't like trains. They are noisy, smelly and full of humans.

[Autumnlicious]

I am a train. You all suck, abuse me, and WON'T STOP URINATING ON ME!

What is UP with YOU HUMANS?!

---

And seriously, everytime you guys step onto my tracks I try to hug you and you all go *SPLAAORLT*!

WHY do you do that?! What did I EVER do to you?!

[Napoléon]

I have dreams with a recurring theme

I also have this, although I haven't had one for quite some time. I used to have this one dream several times for a while, but it eventually stopped. Strange.