Both are Orwellian in nature always watching. But at least if you are bad under the watch of Santa, you simply get coal in your stocking, you don't burn for eternity.
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Poll: Which fictional character is more worthy of admiration? This poll is closed. |
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Santa or Jesus
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I've never had the coal, but I sure have an awful lot of socks.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Santa or Jesus
February 3, 2013 at 1:51 pm
(This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 4:13 pm by Cinjin.)
Playing devil's advocate only here:
Jesus did do some miracles, healing the lame and making blind folk see. Jolly old Santa clause only gave children presents. Jesus also could walk on water and raise people from the dead. As far as I know, Santa's only super powers are being immortal, flying around in the sky with a sleigh, visiting hundreds of millions of homes in one night and feeding thousands of elves in the middle of the arctic north. However, that last one is certainly more impressive than feeding 5000 people one lousy time. And come to think of it. Jesus flew himself, but he never kept a bunch of 800 lb reindeer in the sky. And oh ... I guess the big one ... Santa has ACTUALLY visited people's homes on an annual basis! I aint ever heard of Jesus showing up for anything, let alone, annually. Hmmm, add to all that the fact that Santa doesn't condemn billions of souls to an eternity of hellfire ... I guess Santa wins. HANDS DOWN!
I wonder what Mike Tyson would do if he boxed Santa?
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