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Checkmate for us atheists :(
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RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 7, 2013 at 4:09 pm
For once in your life you got something right.
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#12
RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 7, 2013 at 4:14 pm
Well we already knew this of course! Hasn't anyone seen water horse? Duh people!

Just goes to show never underestimate how people really can be. Well i'm going fishing for nessie while y'all losers decide what god to believe in. Hail Prometheus!!!!!
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RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 7, 2013 at 4:16 pm
Hey Min, I'm going to tell you a joke I heard.

An American once had an intelligent thought!

ROFLOL
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RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 7, 2013 at 4:31 pm
Curses foiled by a giant swimming lizard. I knew it damn it, that crop circle told me but I didn't believe it.
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#15
RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 7, 2013 at 9:03 pm
(February 7, 2013 at 4:16 pm)Aractus Wrote: Hey Min, I'm going to tell you a joke I heard.

An American once had an intelligent thought!

ROFLOL

Not a republicunt american.
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RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 8, 2013 at 4:09 am (This post was last modified: February 8, 2013 at 4:13 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 8, 2013 at 8:45 am
My Willy has got Holy Milk, vampires beware!
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RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 8, 2013 at 8:48 am
Panic

Oh noes!
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RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 12, 2013 at 1:04 pm (This post was last modified: February 12, 2013 at 1:05 pm by TheBritishAtheist55.)
So, a mythical monster living in Loch Ness, Scotland. Which has been classed as a possible surviving dinosaur. Disproves Atheism, well then.

Explain this, Christians:

If satan was an archangel who sinned and was sent to earth as punishment. Yet there is supposedly no sin in heaven. Also, why aren't there talking snakes? Yes, let's all believe a book which has talking snakes and justifies rape, murder, incest and slavery. Because that isn't morally wrong at all.
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RE: Checkmate for us atheists :(
February 12, 2013 at 1:09 pm
(February 12, 2013 at 1:04 pm)TheBritishAtheist55 Wrote: Explain this, Christians:

If satan was an archangel who sinned and was sent to earth as punishment. Yet there is supposedly no sin in heaven.

Because people who sin in heaven are cast out of it like Satan and Adam and Eve were? Your question seems to answer itself really.


(February 12, 2013 at 1:04 pm)TheBritishAtheist55 Wrote: Also, why aren't there talking snakes?

Satan in disguise. In Gnosticism the snake was Jesus because they put it in reverse or something.
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