BREAKING NEWS!!!!

[KichigaiNeko]

Further Findus controversy as fish revealed not to have fingers!!

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The research took place yesterday when someone at home looked on the Internet at photos of a fish and photos of a fish finger.

Lead researcher and Simon Williams, “I’ve looked at dozens of pictures of fish and still not seen a single finger.”

“You never see a picture of a fish waving at the camera, do you?”

“I’m beginning to panic about what I’ve been putting in my mouth all these years – I think we need to be told the truth”

“I bet there’s as much finger in this product as there is beef in one of their Lasagnas. I don’t see how the public can ever trust them again.”

Findus controversy

Many consumers have been left distraught at the news, having failed to learn anything about animal anatomy at school.

Fish finger fan Mike Walsh frantically told us, “Oh Christ, what is it I’ve been eating all these year? Is it a fish penis, is that it? Am I ‘fish gay’ now?”

[Darth]

mmm, delicious.

[Zen Badger]

mmm, delicious.

It's not a fish though.

[Darth]

It's a 'mexican walking fish' and I'll not be listening to anymore of your nonsense about it being a salamander, or bats not being birds.