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For People Who Think There Was No Historical Jesus
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Heres a fun fact that many may not be aware of.

There is a saying by Yochanan ben Zakkai who spoke during the messianic fever in Jerusalem (sometime between 30-69CE, which is when he had such authority there), where they were showing up every few months for a time, plus, apparently there were dozens of such insignificance that they are bundled into "them".

A Midrash from has him saying: "If you are planting a tree [In Israel, which is a mitzvah] and you hear [the horns blasting to announce that] the messiah has arrived...just keep planting your tree." (Pirkei d'Rabbi Natan 31b).

Meaning, it's just one more con man among many. If he's the real thing, he will be there when you are done doing something useful and good.

Rabbi Yochanan ben Zakki went on, by the way, to help his students escape with their lives just before the Temple destruction from Jerusalem and they founded a new center of leadership. And none of them, obviously, believed that the Messiah had ever come. Rabbi Eliezer would later be excommunicated for trying to create one in order to overthrow the Romans, and his student, Rabbi Akiva, will take up where his teacher left off and only after the death of Rabbi Yochanan ben Zakkai, will Rabbi Akiva crown Bar Kochba as the messiah, and create a new ferver in Israel.

None of these guys who formed a new government further north ever saw any messiah between 30-70 in Jerusalem. You would think that they would have noticed the horrors and miracles mentioned in Matthew, for example. There is a tradition of the Jews to read dirge-like poetry that extend all the way back to the second temple period. They are called "Kinot", and are read before "T'sha B'av" (a holiday comemorating a series of disasters). There is one where a mother has killed and roasted her own child (Josephus paraphrases it) and ate half of it since the rebels had destroyed all of the food in Jerusalem that was walled up tight.

If they Jews would write about such a horrific visual, you would think that they might have mentioned something about a massacre of all of the firstborn Jewish boys, as written in Matthew. Some cry out in such poetry in the hope of the resurrection of the dead at the end of days, but none of them mention the walking dead that is also mentioned in Matthew.

Rather, more dead was added as the Romans wiped out any trace of the rebels, or anyone who assciated with them, and Vespasian made sure that enyone from the House of David was also destroyed (he had this weird belief that he could be the Messiah for the Jews as well as Roman emperor and didn't want any competition).

It was a weird and hectic time.

Unless one is committed to a vast conspiracy, none of the Jews, nor the Roman leadership noticed any messiah and were weeping because one was not forthcoming (and franky, never did and, from a Jewish perspective, hopefully never will).

But then, that's what makes me an apikoris! Big Grin
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
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Ooooh, Unicorns! Big Grin I thought that Noah just forgot to bring them! Wink

As far as a "historical Jesus", that doesn't seem to be there, although the period was bretty messianic. In the year 30, Shammai dies, but the zeolats that had infiltrated his group were still in countrol. Rabban Gamliel the Elder from the house of Hillel would replace him, but the nastiness of the zealots would overpower any authority he had. The Saducees has tried taking over the temple since 6CE (about) and was successful at around 26CE by bribing the Roman governor and bought the priesthood (which discards any claims Paul had about being a Pharisee and working with the priesthood - they hated each other and would not have worked together. Things are a real mass at this point, and people are looking for a way out of the mess - zealots are killing anyone who appears to be pro-Rome, Pilate keeps trying to sakck the temple, the Jews are pissed, and eventually Rome will call back Pilate to get the creep out of Jerusalem.

As I said, when times get rough, people look for some sort of savior, and any guy with a half-assed claim might be given some acceptance. The best known at the time is Theudus (about 44CE) who was rallying the people to follow him (see Josephus).

The Christian writers mess up that bit of history and in trying to get Gamliel 1st to be nice to the Christians (something he would not have done based on his sayings, and based on who was really running the show - cutthroats and arsonists, literally!) and then having Gamliel 1st mention him. Certainly Gamliel II would not have been in the picture during Paul's supposed period, since he was in hiding until Vespasian was dead (who wanted his head). But the Christian texts are very hard to get history right concerning this period because they need to join a Jesus and a Paul mythology and then try to apply it to make it a nice period piece. So if you can ignore the Christian history, there was a great struggle happening.
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
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Quote: Also "Church fathers" would quoted the same works in their apologetic works, however the reality is none of this occurred, which is significant in itself.

Bingo, Just. There was a veritable forgery factory going on as xtian writers sought to find references to their godboy in antiquity. As you say, had there been actual references they would have preserved them and trumpeted them instead of writing sorry bullshit like Josephus' Testimonium Flavianum.
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Plus, depending on how you get the census working, it doesn't let the birth happen at 1CE, but a few years earlier or later. Here's a quote about that:

Quote:So why was this census even taken according to Matthew? Well, for one thing, Archelaus was so terrible, that even the Romans deposed him after two years of his reign in 6 CE, during the reign of Quirinius. Quirinius then decided to take an accounting of the Jews in his land. However, Luke, in verse 2:2, created a problem by asserting that the reason that Joseph and Mary were in Bethlehem was because of the census commanded by Governor Quirinius. And if Governor Quirinius asked for that census in the year 6 CE, then how could Joseph and Mary be there for the census and the birth of their son? The result is that this contradiction provides us with a 12-year discrepancy. The discrepancy goes further since Matthew states that Jesus and his family moved to Egypt and spent some time there until Herod was dead and his son was the new ruler. So Jesus would have had to been born even earlier than 6 CE. This means that if Joseph and Mary were in town for the census, then Herod had already been dead for 10 years.

History gets messy in the gospels.

So there is no history of Herod wiping out baby boys because he wasn't around at the time he was supposed to have killed them!
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
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Quote:Jesus's birth was then placed during the reign of wicked King Herod the Great because everyone would think him capable of massacring babies.

Except the other, god-inspired, infallible, inerrant, piece of gospel horseshit says nothing about Herod killing babies..... In fact, it pretty much tells a completely different story.

(Not that such ever stops the idiots from declaring both of them "true.")
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Yeah, that whole baby thing had to be an add-on that didn't understand that for someone to be the messiah, he has to first fulfill a heck of a lot of things, like freeing the Jews from captivity for a start!

You don't get born to the job. You gotta earn it.

But then, it was 3 non-Jews (later scholers try to make them Jewish Kings from Yemen, which is a problem) who believed in a bunch of superstition that wanted to worship a baby, left a tip and took off in a hurry.



And yeah, there are way too many discrepancies between Luke and Matthew anyhow. You would have thought that they would have done a better editing job (which is their proof that it is true!)
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
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