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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 11, 2014 at 4:57 am
(December 11, 2014 at 4:33 am)Alex K Wrote: got out of my bed
had a look in the mirror
sure did regret it
(December 11, 2014 at 4:27 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As you go through life,
Climb the mountain of reason.
Punch God in the face.
Boru
You're Irish, aren't you?
Bred and buttered.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 11, 2014 at 9:01 am
"Where is God?" I asked.
The Universe stayed silent.
I'd answered myself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheist Haiku
December 11, 2014 at 10:27 am
virgin birth is possible yep
artificial human insemination true
so could jesus be NO
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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