I am God

[downbeatplumb]

So you admit that the god of the bible is an immoral being?

So, you admit the god of the Bible is real?

You do know that fictional characters can be written to possess attributes?

Paul Atredies from the Dune books was a very moral figure, as was his son, who merged with a sandworm as I recall.

[CleanShavenJesus]

why God should conform to what you want God to do.

Sounds like every single person who has ever read the Bible. I think God is sick in the head, you don't. Some other guy reading the Bible think God is actually doing [X], some other guy thinks God is actually doing [Y].

Every Christian, atheist, Muslim, and Jew on planet Earth has God conform to what they want God to do. Even if it takes years of convincing themselves.

[catfish]

why God should conform to what you want God to do.

Sounds like every single person who has ever read the Bible. I think God is sick in the head, you don't. Some other guy reading the Bible think God is actually doing [X], some other guy thinks God is actually doing [Y].

Every Christian, atheist, Muslim, and Jew on planet Earth has God conform to what they want God to do. Even if it takes years of convincing themselves.

By your own logic, does that make you sick in the head too? Who the fuck in their right mind would want God to be sick in the head?

[CleanShavenJesus]

Sounds like every single person who has ever read the Bible. I think God is sick in the head, you don't. Some other guy reading the Bible think God is actually doing [X], some other guy thinks God is actually doing [Y].

Every Christian, atheist, Muslim, and Jew on planet Earth has God conform to what they want God to do. Even if it takes years of convincing themselves.

By your own logic, does that make you sick in the head too? Who the fuck in their right mind would want God to be sick in the head?

You know, you're really bad at this whole...debating thing.

[Baalzebutt]

The one thing atheists will never do is give a serious reason why God is obligated to act in any way in order to exist as a moral being, given their presuppositions about the world. What they will always do, is assume the truth of Christianity in arguing against it, to assume the truth of 'thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself' while never proving it according to their own system, demanding that God obey the laws God has always followed and always will.

How about this?

I expect nothing less from your god than your god expects from me.

God commands "Thou shall not kill" and then turns around and orders genocide. He says "Love thy neighbor as thyself" and then condones slavery and the selling of daughters. He does shitty things to good people and still expects to be worshipped and praised.

Until your god starts walking the walk and not being a "Do as I say, not as I do" kind of god, he can fuck off. He is certainly not worthy of worship or praise of any kind, even if he wasn't a fairy tale.

[catfish]

By your own logic, does that make you sick in the head too? Who the fuck in their right mind would want God to be sick in the head?

You know, you're really bad at this whole...debating thing.

Yeah? Highlighted to show your fucked up, crazy idea.

Sounds like every single person who has ever read the Bible. I think God is sick in the head, you don't. Some other guy reading the Bible think God is actually doing [X], some other guy thinks God is actually doing [Y].

Every Christian, atheist, Muslim, and Jew on planet Earth has God conform to what they want God to do. Even if it takes years of convincing themselves.

You want God to be sick in the head by your own words, so that makes you sick as well.
Of course, your sick interpretation may vary...

[Nine]

By your own logic, does that make you sick in the head too? Who the fuck in their right mind would want God to be sick in the head?

[CleanShavenJesus]

Sounds like every single person who has ever read the Bible. I think God is sick in the head, you don't. Some other guy reading the Bible think God is actually doing [X], some other guy thinks God is actually doing [Y].

Every Christian, atheist, Muslim, and Jew on planet Earth has God conform to what they want God to do. Even if it takes years of convincing themselves.

You want God to be sick in the head by your own words, so that makes you sick as well.

What? There is zero logic in that sentence. Because I read the Bible and look at God as a sick fuck who totally killed millions of people with a flood (just one example), suddenly I'm the one fucked up in the head? I'm just interpeting the Bible the way it's written.

Your logic is more backwards than jstrodel's.

[catfish]

You want God to be sick in the head by your own words, so that makes you sick as well.

What? There is zero logic in that sentence. Because I read the Bible and look at God as a sick fuck who totally killed millions of people with a flood (just one example), suddenly I'm the one fucked up in the head? I'm just interpeting the Bible the way it's written.

Your logic is more backwards than jstrodel's.

Nope, you're either an idiot or a liar. I tend to think most are just idiots, but since you said this not more that a few minutes ago and are now denying it, I gotta stop giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Every Christian, atheist, Muslim, and Jew on planet Earth has God conform to what they want God to do

So either you have god conform to what you want or you just "interpret" it the way it's written. Either way, you asserted 2 conflicting beliefs and as such are either an idiot or a liar. (I'm sorry for implying you were a liar, you seem more like an idiot now)
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[CleanShavenJesus]

What? There is zero logic in that sentence. Because I read the Bible and look at God as a sick fuck who totally killed millions of people with a flood (just one example), suddenly I'm the one fucked up in the head? I'm just interpeting the Bible the way it's written.

Your logic is more backwards than jstrodel's.

Nope, you're either an idiot or a liar. I tend to think most are just idiots, but since you said this not more that a few minutes ago and are now denying it, I gotta stop giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Every Christian, atheist, Muslim, and Jew on planet Earth has God conform to what they want God to do

So either you have god conform to what you want or you just "interpret" it the way it's written. Either way, you asserted 2 conflicting beliefs and as such are either an idiot or a liar. (I'm sorry for implying you were a liar, you seem more like an idiot now)
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Alright, let me break this down for you.

Christians try their best to see God in a good light. They believe in God. They want to worship him. Any "bad" thing God does in the Bible, they make an excuse for it.

Jews do the same, for the Torah.

Muslims may not do the same for the Bible, but they certainly do the same for the Quoran.

Atheists (not branding all atheists here, because if I've learned one thing, it's not to do that) read the Bible the way it's written. When I read the story of Noah's Flood, and I read that God floods the Earth and every human is murdered aside from Noah, I sit there and say, "Man, that God is a sick fuck."

So, no, catfish, I am not controdicting myself, I'm not an idiot, and I'm not lying. You just continue to demonstrate your 3rd grade reading level in every topic you post in.