Jesus

[thesummerqueen]

You know what I want to know? How come none of these stories - in any myth cycle or fiction - ever discuss the basic necessities of life...like finding a bathroom. No one ever seems to need to pee on epic (or in Jesus' case, not so epic) adventures. And none of the women ever complain after sex about having to clean up a man's 'gift' to her. I find this highly unrealistic.

[Faith No More]

Women were probably stoned back then for trying to wipe away the extra man-seed, because that act would mean denying their entire point of existence, being a baby-making machine.

[JesusHChrist]

In all fairness to the Bible fiction, "The Walking Dead" doesn't deal with these matters either.

[thesummerqueen]

I'm including TV and other books in this. Like the Wheel of Time series I'm currently reading. PEEING IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE! And I don't feel right if I don't get my morning poop over with properly! In fact, that should be a legit reason to call out from work! "Morning constitutional not accomplished. Can't work."

[peacemaker]

[/font]This is an important message for everyone who thinks Jesus (peace be upon him) is a God/Creator.
-Have you ever thought to yourself why Jesus (pbuh) never claimed divinity for HIMSELF in the bible or anything? It is because Jesus (pbuh) was a messenger from his creator. I challenge anyone here, to find me just ONLY ONE STATEMENT FROM JESUS, where he claims divinity/ or just says obey and worship none but me. If you find it, i will be with you, if you don't, please realise that if he knew he was a God (even though he was a human) he would at least say that I AM GOD, right? Or will he keep that to himself and let others come to this conclusion for him? He himself says in the bible "I myself can do nothing, without the will of my Lord", so what, is there 2 gods now? Or is he referring to a powerful creator? If he himself can do nothing without the will of his creator, how on Earth is he a God? It is the churches and some other scholars who have claimed divinity for Jesus (pbuh), not himself.
-Also, have you ever thought why Jesus's body was formed inside a mothers womb, so what, A god, who is the creator of all things and has no beginning or end, is being created inside a mothers womb, is this logical? Does this make sense? Also, don't think that because god willed for a jesus to be born without mary having to touch a man, that god is therefore related to jesus, which makes him he SON OF GOD. Do you think it is God's sperm which has caused this? Isn't the idea that jesus is literally the son of god crazy?
-Jesus is called son of god in the bible because of his relationship and closeness to his creator, not literally because he is the son of god. If that was true then that means god has tons of sons according to the bible not just jesus. See it for yourself, jesus isn't the only man to be called the son of god. Rather, it is the closeness and realtionship of the servant to his creator that earns him this phrase/title in the bible. This is the language of the bible.

-----I am a person who submis his will to god like jesus did in the bible, this means in arabic Muslim. I believe that there is a powerful being out there has caused perfection to occur beyond our imagination just from a massive explosion called 'the big bang'. Read the qur'an, the revelation from god, and hopefully you will be enlightened by it and it will teach you differently to the misconceptions that exist about muslims. Islam means peace and submission to god.
------Thank you brothers and sisters, Peace be on you all.

[Faith No More]

Putting your nonsense in a larger font doesn't give it any more credibility.

[thesummerqueen]

Islam usually means screaming masses of ignoramuses listening to their imams when they call for the deaths of people who have nothing fucking to do whatsoever with those people's lives simply for not agreeing with their goat-kissing religion. It means submission to fuckwaddery. Go peace upon your own self - most of your religion wouldn't know peace if it gave them a hummer.

[Tonus]

You missed a few (pbuh) in your post. It was nice knowing you, I guess.

[Minimalist]

Thank you brothers and sisters, Peace be on you all.

Fuck off...and take your pedophile prophet (FHUTA) with you.

[JesusHChrist]

And this thread was going so well before the emissary of Mo showed up.