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We Hates the Dishes Precious....

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We Hates the Dishes Precious....
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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 18, 2013 at 10:28 pm

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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 18, 2013 at 10:45 pm
My daughter, heretofore Known as "Adawg" wants that picture above our sink. lol
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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 18, 2013 at 10:51 pm
(April 18, 2013 at 7:56 pm)Brayton.l Wrote: Revenge is sweet. My grandchildren will be the recipients of many a Hershey bar and red bull. Right before bedtime of course.... heh heh heh .....

Remember the old Klingon proverb.... Revenge is a dish best served LOUD.

Preferably with traditional Klingon instruments: drums, bagpipes, or horror of all horrors, the clarinet.

Nobody ever said revenge was inexpensive, however.
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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 18, 2013 at 10:57 pm
Money is no object! Noise is music to my ears!

I remember standing in my kitchen, berating 5 kids for not doing their chores... I told them, "One day, one day, you will find yourself in this exact position. You will hear my voice as you stomp your feet and yell. I expect a phone call and an apology" I also added that it would do them no good, as their children will be the puppets I will use to exact my revenge.

At least one of them has begun to fear me...
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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 19, 2013 at 12:53 am
There is this device called a "wife" which can do dishes. However, I have found that it makes much more noise than a dishwasher and the upkeep is far more costly.
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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 19, 2013 at 4:53 am
banned for blasphemy... oops, wrong thread! lol
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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 19, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Serve her next meal in a dog bowl in the middle of the kitchen floor, no utensils. She of course is welcomed back to the table when she pitches in.
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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 19, 2013 at 7:49 pm
(April 18, 2013 at 10:57 pm)Brayton.l Wrote: Money is no object! Noise is music to my ears!

I remember standing in my kitchen, berating 5 kids for not doing their chores... I told them, "One day, one day, you will find yourself in this exact position. You will hear my voice as you stomp your feet and yell. I expect a phone call and an apology" I also added that it would do them no good, as their children will be the puppets I will use to exact my revenge.

At least one of them has begun to fear me...

You sound a lot like my parents. Whenever my son cops an attitude or starts throwing a tantrum, a suppressed gin appears on their faces.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: We Hates the Dishes Precious....
April 21, 2013 at 5:58 pm
(April 19, 2013 at 7:49 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(April 18, 2013 at 10:57 pm)Brayton.l Wrote: Money is no object! Noise is music to my ears!

I remember standing in my kitchen, berating 5 kids for not doing their chores... I told them, "One day, one day, you will find yourself in this exact position. You will hear my voice as you stomp your feet and yell. I expect a phone call and an apology" I also added that it would do them no good, as their children will be the puppets I will use to exact my revenge.

At least one of them has begun to fear me...

You sound a lot like my parents. Whenever my son cops an attitude or starts throwing a tantrum, a suppressed gin appears on their faces.

Oh yes. My Mom has found all of this quite entertaining.
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