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Astrology challange.
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#141
RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Hey, I'm not directing it. Save it for the guy who fucked up Star Trek.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#142
RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:34 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:26 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Here's my prophecy for "something big" in December:

There will be a war amongst the stars... a 'star war', if you will. What once was old will be new again. There will be a wailing and gnashing of teeth, as millions of science fiction fans suddenly cry out in terror and are suddenly silenced. The air will continue to cool and the days darken, except in the southern hemisphere where the opposite will happen. Many flightless birds will be killed and consumed.

You dumb boi lol

We both made testable predictions; we'll see whose come true first.
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#143
RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:35 pm
I wonder who's going to play Jar-Jar Bings... Any predictions there from our resident asstrollogist?
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#144
RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:40 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:26 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: You dumb boi lol

We both made testable predictions; we'll see whose come true first.

Yours will, Star Wars 7 comes out on the 18th. Rapture happens on the 25th
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RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:40 pm (This post was last modified: December 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm by Cyberman.)
(December 6, 2015 at 2:35 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I wonder who's going to play Jar-Jar Bings... Any predictions there from our resident asstrollogist?

Actually, Michael Jackson badly wanted to play him in TPM, but he wanted to be in costume whereas Lucas wanted to go all CGI shit. This is absolutely true, btw. Not likely to happen now of course. Not unless we get this rupture thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:40 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: We both made testable predictions; we'll see whose come true first.

Yours will, Star Wars 7 comes out on the 18th. Rapture happens on the 25th

So does the rest of my prophecy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:46 pm
(December 6, 2015 at 2:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 6, 2015 at 2:40 pm)IAOALGIV Wrote: Yours will, Star Wars 7 comes out on the 18th. Rapture happens on the 25th

So does the rest of my prophecy.

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#148
RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:47 pm
That's what I said.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:49 pm (This post was last modified: December 6, 2015 at 2:50 pm by Homeless Nutter.)
(December 6, 2015 at 2:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Actually, Michael Jackson badly wanted to play him in TPM, but he wanted to be in costume whereas Lucas wanted to go all CGI shit. This is absolutely true, btw. Not likely to happen now of course. Not unless we get this rupture thing.

Oh, I totally believe that. MJ would have done anything to get close to that Anakin kid... Tongue

ETA. Come to think of it - that's probably why Lucas insisted on CGI.
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#150
RE: Astrology challange.
December 6, 2015 at 2:50 pm
Oh yay, rapture!!! Gotta pack me tinfoil hat and a bag of crackhead nuts!
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