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The Illuminati
#61
RE: The Illuminati
(May 16, 2013 at 8:32 am)MysticKnight Wrote: I wouldn't call them Illuminati.

More like Illuminaughty, amirite???
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#62
RE: The Illuminati
(May 16, 2013 at 10:53 am)ideologue08 Wrote: Do you believe in God/ Higher Being? Because that's a pre-requisite to joining most freemason lodges in Europe, don't know about elsewhere.
Yes. You also must have a penis. (fortunately for me no minimum)
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#63
RE: The Illuminati
(May 16, 2013 at 10:59 am)ChadWooters Wrote:
(May 16, 2013 at 10:53 am)ideologue08 Wrote: Do you believe in God/ Higher Being? Because that's a pre-requisite to joining most freemason lodges in Europe, don't know about elsewhere.
Yes. You also must have a penis. (fortunately for me no minimum)

Uh... how many penises do you have? Confused Fall
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#64
RE: The Illuminati
-all the penises!
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#65
RE: The Illuminati
Fun fact about the Freemasons: a Mason was just elected school board official in my town, and I'm pretty sure there were strings pulled.
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#66
RE: The Illuminati
I really feel that this belongs here:

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#67
RE: The Illuminati
The fuck?!?

I call shenanigans. Nobody is that stupid.

Right?

Right?!?!?!?!

I need a hug.
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#68
RE: The Illuminati
Those chicks are probably from a deep red state in America, fucking stupid hillbillies.
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#69
RE: The Illuminati
(May 16, 2013 at 5:13 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: The fuck?!?

I call shenanigans. Nobody is that stupid.

Right?

Right?!?!?!?!

I need a hug.

Oh yeah. People are really that stupid.

The Stupid
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#70
RE: The Illuminati
(May 16, 2013 at 5:23 pm)ideologue08 Wrote: Those chicks are probably from a deep red state in America, fucking stupid hillbillies.
Stupid happens everywhere. Elitist bigotry is still bigotry.
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