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The Last Supper
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RE: The Last Supper
May 6, 2013 at 1:25 am
Have you not heard? Jesus toasted at the Last Supper: "I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom." And all present gave a cheer.
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RE: The Last Supper
May 6, 2013 at 12:33 pm
It is not written that Adam and Eve were married.

If one claims they were it would not differ from a shotgun wedding.
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RE: The Last Supper
May 6, 2013 at 12:41 pm
I kinda like the idea that when Jesus gave the morsel to Judas and "Satan entered into him" it refers to being given an LSD-soaked biscuit and then spending the night dancing like a fucking wild man. Probably walked off with all of the hot girls, too.
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RE: The Last Supper
May 6, 2013 at 1:48 pm (This post was last modified: May 6, 2013 at 1:50 pm by A_Nony_Mouse.)
(May 6, 2013 at 1:25 am)Thomas Bowers Wrote: Have you not heard? Jesus toasted at the Last Supper: "I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom." And all present gave a cheer.

I like a man who knows when he has had enough.
(May 6, 2013 at 12:41 pm)Tonus Wrote: I kinda like the idea that when Jesus gave the morsel to Judas and "Satan entered into him" it refers to being given an LSD-soaked biscuit and then spending the night dancing like a fucking wild man. Probably walked off with all of the hot girls, too.

Jesus walked off with "a certain young man" and was caught naked with him by Judas and the roman guards.
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RE: The Last Supper
May 6, 2013 at 6:05 pm
(May 6, 2013 at 1:48 pm)A_Nony_Mouse Wrote: [quote='Thomas Bowers' pid='441066' dateline='1367817912']
Have you not heard? Jesus toasted at the Last Supper: "I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom." And all present gave a cheer.

I thought Jesus was saying all this but he was going to tie one on tonight.
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RE: The Last Supper
May 7, 2013 at 6:25 am
Cannibalism??


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