The Last Supper

[Thomas Bowers]

Have you not heard? Jesus toasted at the Last Supper: "I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom." And all present gave a cheer.

[A_Nony_Mouse]

It is not written that Adam and Eve were married.

If one claims they were it would not differ from a shotgun wedding.

[Tonus]

I kinda like the idea that when Jesus gave the morsel to Judas and "Satan entered into him" it refers to being given an LSD-soaked biscuit and then spending the night dancing like a fucking wild man. Probably walked off with all of the hot girls, too.

[A_Nony_Mouse]

Have you not heard? Jesus toasted at the Last Supper: "I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom." And all present gave a cheer.

I like a man who knows when he has had enough.

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I kinda like the idea that when Jesus gave the morsel to Judas and "Satan entered into him" it refers to being given an LSD-soaked biscuit and then spending the night dancing like a fucking wild man. Probably walked off with all of the hot girls, too.

Jesus walked off with "a certain young man" and was caught naked with him by Judas and the roman guards.

[Thomas Bowers]

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Have you not heard? Jesus toasted at the Last Supper: "I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom." And all present gave a cheer.

I thought Jesus was saying all this but he was going to tie one on tonight.

[KichigaiNeko]

Cannibalism??