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Oh, No! The Catholics
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Oh, No! The Catholics
are going to fuck up fucking!

Daily Mail

Quote:Roman Catholic couples are being encouraged to pray together before they have sex.

A book published by a prominent Church group invites those setting out on married life to recite the specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love.

It is aimed at 'purifying their intentions' so that the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z0QjgYLIP0


They should stick to what they know...molesting the altar boys...and leave married couples alone!
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RE: Oh, No! The Catholics
Shock OMD... this isn't a joke...? Shock

No more spontaneous sex for Catholics? I feel sorry for them Undecided
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RE: Oh, No! The Catholics
My goodness....a prayer before making love....LOL Ridiculous is hardly the word to describe this insanity.
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RE: Oh, No! The Catholics
WTF? I'm so glad I'm not Catholic. When I want to fuck, I want to fuck. I don't want to mess around with any prayer shit. Come on!
binnyCoffee
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RE: Oh, No! The Catholics
(September 10, 2009 at 4:25 pm)binny Wrote: WTF? I'm so glad I'm not Catholic. When I want to fuck, I want to fuck. I don't want to mess around with any prayer shit. Come on!

Nor I ... any more!

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#6
RE: Oh, No! The Catholics
Technically in Roman Catholic faith, every time you have sex it should produce a baby.

I know a LOT of Catholics that ignore that part of the doctrine
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RE: Oh, No! The Catholics
(September 10, 2009 at 4:37 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: Technically in Roman Catholic faith, every time you have sex it should produce a baby.

I know a LOT of Catholics that ignore that part of the doctrine

Gee...what if it just isn't that time of month? Tongue
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"Only the dead have seen the end of war..." - Plato
“Those who wish to base their morality literally on the Bible have either not read it or not understood it...” - Richard Dawkins
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RE: Oh, No! The Catholics
Does kind of redefine the whole idea of "coming in the name of the lord," though.
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(September 10, 2009 at 4:37 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: Technically in Roman Catholic faith, every time you have sex it should produce a baby.

I know a LOT of Catholics that ignore that part of the doctrine

A Monty Python (The Meaning of Life) song just popped into my head ^_^ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Pytho...ng_of_Life ) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_Sperm_Is_Sacred )

It was great ^_^
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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I actually thought of that exact song too when Elionnwy said that! It's awesome.

EvF
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