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We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.

Poll: Which one of these shit bands is the shittiest?
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Of Monsters and Men, I mean come off it: they aren't a real band. All they've got going for them is like, one song, and that song was only theirs by the power of meth.
14.29%
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Imagine Dragons, with lyrics like these: who needs words? The only way to bear listening to their songs is if you don't know English. It's puke-inducing.
0%
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Muse. You've heard one Muse song? You've heard them all. Listening through their albums once is worse than 'it's a small world after all' on repeat for fifty years.
0%
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OneRepubllic, try having 'Somebody that I Used to Know' replayed endlessly overlapped with a couple of pedophiles: you have created a OneRepublic song. Maybe there's hope for the futur-THIS KIND OF BAND IS THE FUTURE.
28.57%
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Dream Theater, if they were more long-winded they'd manage to sail around the world without taking a second breath. I heard that they play their instruments by breathing on them. Like giving a BJ to a trumpet.
14.29%
 1 14.29%
Beethoven. The guy was fucking deaf, and his music SHOWS THAT. I could randomly piddle my fingers around on a keyboard and I'd make better music. It is shit, and it should be allowed to die. FIND A NEW GODDAMN CRIPPLE.
14.29%
 1 14.29%
I'm a hipster (and having a go at Beethoven? Fuck you, bitch!). I also suck giant donkey schlong <- if you select this option, you're owning up to that.
28.57%
 2 28.57%
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We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
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We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
May 25, 2013 at 2:26 am
Given that we're all completely aware of the impending doom... there's only one question what remains:

Which one of these horrible bands is the MOST shit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb6eDopW8I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-xFvLaE68

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May 25, 2013 at 2:31 am
Poll! Where's the poll!?


And the answer would be One Direction, hands down.
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RE: We'll be gone by the end of May, 2013.
May 25, 2013 at 2:52 am
Jesus fucking goddamit Christ, those are all horrible. If the end of the world is coming (again) I can only hope that this is the transfer song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjHPNPcgn64
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May 25, 2013 at 2:54 am (This post was last modified: May 25, 2013 at 2:56 am by Violet.)
(May 25, 2013 at 2:31 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Poll! Where's the poll!?


And the answer would be One Direction, hands down.

Did you know that my initial poll options were about twice as long as the site allows? And that I did that... with eight of them? Sleepy

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Cato Wrote:Jesus fucking goddamit Christ, those are all horrible. If the end of the world is coming (again) I can only hope that this is the transfer song:

No fucking kidding! That's why it's a poll for the WORST of them, and not say... for which one you might be able to defend marginally for the most slight amount of talent what could exist Smile
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May 25, 2013 at 3:10 am
I loved the Dream Theater description, but I had to go with the hipster choice. Although I despise the label and am much too old to be considered a hipster, the rest of the description seemed apropos. Fuck, if I can't find a willing partner I'll just do it myself.
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May 25, 2013 at 6:10 am
I only know of half of them so donkey schlong it is.
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May 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
(May 25, 2013 at 6:10 am)Insanity x Wrote: I only know of half of them so donkey schlong it is.

Don't be ridiculous... even if you had known each of them, and intimately: you still would have picked donkey schlong. Smile
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May 25, 2013 at 1:39 pm
What's going to happen at the end of May?
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May 25, 2013 at 1:48 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2013 at 3:37 pm by Fidel_Castronaut.)
(May 25, 2013 at 1:39 pm)ElijahDrew Wrote: What's going to happen at the end of May?

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May 25, 2013 at 1:59 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2013 at 2:01 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
I hate all of these options, but I liked Muse before their newest shit album.

Don't you dare insult Beeth Oven!

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