Dante's Inferno Test

[Minimalist]

See what you get for being too nice, Kay?

You're going to miss all the fun on level #6.

[rexbeccarox]

Maybe we can sneak Kay in too? Or, Kay, maybe you should do some bad stuff.

[Minimalist]

....or at least some fun stuff.....

[Jackalope]

I don't know if I want to hang around with you 7th level-types.

You 6th level types are SOOOO superior, aren't you?

Heretic.

[cratehorus]

damn it...

Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

....I thought for sure i was a 9

[Minimalist]

I don't know if I want to hang around with you 7th level-types.

You 6th level types are SOOOO superior, aren't you?

Heretic.

Loser!

[festive1]

I'm a level 7... I'm not violent... I suspect this is due to my thinking cutting out family members is acceptable when warranted

[Minimalist]

Well, stop doing that so you can make it up to Level #6 with the cool people.

[festive1]

Will do, as soon as I receive evidence they wish to make meaningful changes to their behavior. Not even asking for or expecting an apology.

[Minimalist]

The FSM does not approve of "conditional" love.... unless it is covered in sauce and cheese.