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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 4, 2013 at 7:22 pm
Yeah, I feel for ya, what with you paying for the Noah's Ark theme park with your tax dollars. I hear it's just down the road from the Cretin Museum.
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 4, 2013 at 10:02 pm
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2013 at 10:03 pm by Walking Void.)
It is, bluntly, pointless when people say that other people in distress "are in" their "prayers". When I am aware that other people are in distress, I do something, or not. Speaking about or posting the event socially while it happens is the worst, taking the spectator's position like some god would do and bystand while the people You supposedly care about die.
Examples are the videos You see about Oklahoma in May 2013 where the video descriptions are "you are in my prayers" or "praying for you", upload the video, and abandon the city.
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 4, 2013 at 10:29 pm
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(June 4, 2013 at 7:22 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Yeah, I feel for ya, what with you paying for the Noah's Ark theme park with your tax dollars. I hear it's just down the road from the Cretin Museum. That boat -will- be mine...so it had better fucking float.
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 4, 2013 at 10:43 pm
(June 4, 2013 at 10:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: That boat -will- be mine...so it had better fucking float.
"This is my boat now!"(alas, I couldn't find a picture of him actually being dragged out of the "ark")
"I know what you are thinking about,' said Tweedledum: 'but it isn't so, nohow.'
'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." ~Tweedledum and Tweedledee discussing the finer points of logic
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 9, 2013 at 11:19 pm
(May 29, 2013 at 3:34 pm)HiImJohn Wrote: I've heard "I'll pray for you" more times than I can recall, but I wonder how many people actually kneel down at the side of their bed and pray for me to find God when they get home that night.
Just out of curiosity, how many of you have been told that you would be prayed for? I believe the reason atheist live such glorious lives is because so many people pray for us!
Yay... or, perhaps not.
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 11, 2013 at 6:48 am
"I'll pray for you"
Reply....
"Cool, I'll think for you"
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 11, 2013 at 6:50 am
My response would be Satan bless you, just to see the shocked expression on their faces.
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 11, 2013 at 7:39 am
"I'll pray for you."
"Oh, okay. Let me know when you're ready to actually do something."
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 11, 2013 at 1:11 pm
(June 4, 2013 at 6:54 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Bah! Cry me another Ohio River. I'm from Kentucky. We're batting a double hitter in the Senate with Mitch "The-Turtle-Man" McConnell and Rand "has-the-courage-to-speak-in-front-of-black-people" Paul, we've got the Creation Museum AND the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, and we're a state so blood-red that all the major cable news stations have their computer election maps with Kentucky physically painted red, we're such a foregone conclusion. When it comes to dumb-ass Creationists and backward neanderthals, you guys can't touch us!
Portsmouth also has a creationist museum. It is rather poorly funded.
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
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RE: "I'll pray for you."
June 11, 2013 at 2:04 pm
(June 11, 2013 at 1:11 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Portsmouth also has a creationist museum. It is rather poorly funded.
http://www.genesisexpo.co.uk/
That is a really bad, fake-looking dinosaur. What is that around his neck, a beard?
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