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Poll: Do you have a tail?
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I'm a monkey.
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I'm an ape.
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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
#31
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
Indubitably
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#32
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 5, 2013 at 9:20 am)dazzn Wrote: Intelligence doesn't really exist.

Actually, everything exists... if you have an issue with this: I'm not obligated to teach you anything.

I am, however... entitled to laugh at you. Or really, laugh at my musings of why you're still with us Big Grin

(June 5, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(June 5, 2013 at 9:20 am)dazzn Wrote: Intelligence doesn't really exist.

NO FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS IN VIOLET'S TOPIC

Christ, some of you are ill-defined.

Does... not.... compute... Confused Fall

Quote:I chose "monkey" in the poll because I have a tail. And my tail has a story, with lots of specifics. That's right, my tail has a tale to tell, in detail. But I won't tell it, just to spite dazzn.

Hey, if you have a tail: you're a monkey. Good to meet a monkey Smile
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#33
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
Intelligence doesn't exist.. Morality doesn't exist.. do you just think we live in the Matrix or something?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#34
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 5, 2013 at 3:18 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Does... not.... compute... Confused Fall

*Whips out his Imaginary Mini-Super-Computer* *tap* *tap* *tap*

According to this, my statements made perfect sense. I'd debug the module, but it's self aware and that would be murder. Angry
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#35
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 5, 2013 at 3:41 pm)Tonus Wrote: *Whips out his Imaginary Mini-Super-Computer* *tap* *tap* *tap*

According to this, my statements made perfect sense. I'd debug the module, but it's self aware and that would be murder. Angry

An illogic machine? Heavens, Tonus: what have you done? Shock
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#36
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
Smile Well, in Curious George, George is the pet of the Man in the Yellow Hat... which makes the man great or greater than the monkey.

...So I have to say "great apes".

Logic. Your turn.
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
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#37
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 5, 2013 at 8:43 pm)Walking Void Wrote: Smile Well, in Curious George, George is the pet of the Man in the Yellow Hat... which makes the man great or greater than the monkey.

...So I have to say "great apes".

Logic. Your turn.

*coughs*

Logic? I'm sorry... was I utilizing a subjective value system and asking whether the having of a tail or not makes one 'better' or 'worse' as a form of comparison? No.

Dragons sometimes have these really big tails that can kill a man. I'm with the monkeys, when it comes to sheer power. God has a tail, remember.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#38
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 5, 2013 at 10:51 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(June 5, 2013 at 8:43 pm)Walking Void Wrote: Smile Well, in Curious George, George is the pet of the Man in the Yellow Hat... which makes the man great or greater than the monkey.

...So I have to say "great apes".

Logic. Your turn.

*coughs*

Logic? I'm sorry... was I utilizing a subjective value system and asking whether the having of a tail or not makes one 'better' or 'worse' as a form of comparison? No.

Dragons sometimes have these really big tails that can kill a man. I'm with the monkeys, when it comes to sheer power. God has a tail, remember.

False. Monkeys are apes. My evidence? Flawless logic, clearly.
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#39
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
I am an ape! The following video shows why I have no compunction regarding my declaration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
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#40
RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
(June 5, 2013 at 11:49 pm)Walking Void Wrote: False. Monkeys are apes. My evidence? Flawless logic, clearly.

The only thing evident here, is that you're incapable of logic. But hey... that's okay: you're among many.

(June 6, 2013 at 12:01 am)cato123 Wrote: I am an ape! The following video shows why I have no compunction regarding my declaration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

You know... I find that the having of a tail or the not having of a tail is not at all related to what one might fuck, or... in this case... rape.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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