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Be offended by the post above yours
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(June 17, 2013 at 1:09 am)missluckie26 Wrote: I'm offended you think I'd do something illegal :/

Peacockery? WTFF?

Offended, to say the least.
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Im offended by your offense.
Oh you haven't heard the least of it you swaggart! You do know what a dude is in the dictionary right? A ball of turd stuck in the hair of an elephants butt!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Any reference to an elephant butt is offensive.
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I'm offended by that.
I had a friend, he was an elephant.
Ye he'd been driven to silence by attitudes such as that above.
He died of an easily treatable bum disease.

I'm offended by you and your kind.
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I'm offended for I have not eaten my meat, me, yeah, me...
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I'm offended that you're not eating pizza with a nice cold beer.
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I'm offended because I really wanted my pudding, not pizza and poison.
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(June 17, 2013 at 7:43 pm)catfish Wrote: I'm offended because I really wanted my pudding, not pizza and poison.

Poison? Why, you.....

Beer is the staff of life.

Heretic.
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(June 17, 2013 at 7:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Beer is the staff of life.
Banned for confusing White Russians with beer.
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
(June 18, 2013 at 5:05 am)littleendian Wrote:
(June 17, 2013 at 7:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Beer is the staff of life.
Banned for confusing White Russians with beer.

I'm offended that you are confused as to what thread this is.
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