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Sum up your last sexual encounter
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 4:41 am
I have a giant movie and blu ray collection, so I can do this all day.


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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 4:44 am
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

I don't own a single DVDSad
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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June 5, 2013 at 4:48 am
The Return of the King

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 4:51 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2013 at 4:51 am by Mystical.)
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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June 5, 2013 at 4:54 am
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 4:55 am
Gone in sixty seconds!

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 5:00 am
Eeeeeewwww Tonto wins

Cthulhu also wins. The crying game
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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June 5, 2013 at 5:05 am
Thunderball!
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 5:08 am
Final Destination
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 5:08 am (This post was last modified: June 5, 2013 at 5:12 am by Something completely different.)
Well if I had to describe my actual last sexual encounter, there is not a single title which would be adequate.
I had to make something up. And it would probably be something like:

Bush Suprise, Into the Bush, Female Punisher, Hairy whatever
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