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Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
CleanShavenJesus Offline
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Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:34 pm (This post was last modified: June 11, 2013 at 4:36 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
New shit has come to light, man. Dudeism is the one true religion.

A statue of Jesus with a bowling ball has been recovered from an old church in a small town in Italy. Far out, man.

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Christians, Jews, Muslims...I'm sorry...but Jesus was a Dudeist prophet.
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water

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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:36 pm
I think that is supposed to be the world. You know like the Chinese Guardian Lions.
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:38 pm
I think you're taking this evidence too literally, or maybe you're looking too far into it. It's a bowling ball. Don't try to argue otherwise. My religion is correct. My reasoning is sound.

It's like if you put a cat with a bunch of scorpions. If the cat survives, you know...
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Haha ok. All bow to the great CleanShavenJesus! He has shown us the light!
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:40 pm
It kinda looks like a dinosaur egg.
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:41 pm
Was jesus a "hooker?"
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:44 pm (This post was last modified: June 11, 2013 at 4:45 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
(June 11, 2013 at 4:36 pm)Savannahw Wrote: I think that is supposed to be the world. You know like the Chinese Guardian Lions.

Nope, if you look closely on the left side of the ball (toward Jesus' midsection) you can see three dark spots in a triangle pattern representing the finger holes of a bowling ball.
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:44 pm
I've known this all along.
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:48 pm
The guy has one humungous man boob. Kudos for covering that up in your religion Wink
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RE: Evidence has been recovered that proves my religion is true!
June 11, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Anyone else notice Jesus is missing a thumb and part of a finger? I think he was in the mafia.
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