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Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 7:04 am
The future of an imam in Tajikistan is in question after he appeared having sex in video clips posted on the Internet.
The scandal erupted last week when three video clips appeared on YouTube and Facebook showing a couple involved in sexual activities.
http://moralcompassblog.com/2013/06/13/w...interwebs/
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 7:10 am
I must say I am greatly amused by pious, religious leaders being haunted by their indescressions on the Internet. +1 for the Interwebs!
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 9:25 am
According to the Department of Fatwa of Tajikistan’s state-backed Council of Ulema, it is a sin to take pictures of sexual intercourse.
More "do as I say, not as I do" from the religious crowd which seems to cross religious lines. Seems like it's always the most conservative and oppressive religions which get caught up in this.
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 1:24 pm
There's no way this is the worst porno ever. On my Deviantart page, I'm covering a pornographic fanfic that is far more disguting than the Imam could ever be,
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 1:27 pm
The Department of Fatwa? I hope it isn't anything like Motor Vehicles.
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 1:27 pm
(June 14, 2013 at 1:24 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: There's no way this is the worst porno ever. On my Deviantart page, I'm covering a pornographic fanfic that is far more disguting than the Imam could ever be,
Do tell.
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 1:35 pm
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(June 14, 2013 at 1:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (June 14, 2013 at 1:24 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: There's no way this is the worst porno ever. On my Deviantart page, I'm covering a pornographic fanfic that is far more disguting than the Imam could ever be,
Do tell.
Well, it starts with the fact that the hero is described as being six inches tall, with a tongue three times as long, arms 200 feet long, and a penis that's anywhere from two to 45 feet in length. Now, once you've wrapped your mind around that image, imagine that monstrosity doing things like fart fetishism; showers golden, brown, and roman; bestiality; pedophilia (including newborn porn); incest (with his mother, daughter, and the Naruto character who is somehow genetically identical to both of them); literal ass spelunking; genital mutilation and fucking the wound; the mammalian equivalent of tentacle rape; the bizarre coexistence of scenes where a man stuffs his penis in another penis and rampant homophobia; and an author who constantly forgets what genitals women have.
FWIW, the fic is called "Naruto Veangance Revelaitons", its author, Jake Tanner, was 13 and 14 when he wrote it, is about a month away from being 16, and is a total jackass. As the title may have implied, his spelling is terrible, and if you dare google it, it's very NSFW.
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 1:36 pm
(June 14, 2013 at 1:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (June 14, 2013 at 1:24 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: There's no way this is the worst porno ever. On my Deviantart page, I'm covering a pornographic fanfic that is far more disguting than the Imam could ever be,
Do tell.
Naw, if you want to get really disgusting go watch a scat-fetish porno like 2 girls 1 cup.
I was only able to watch around 5 seconds. Then I barfed.
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 1:37 pm
(June 14, 2013 at 1:36 pm)Rahul Wrote: (June 14, 2013 at 1:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Do tell.
Naw, if you want to get really disgusting go watch a scat-fetish porno like 2 girls 1 cup.
I was only able to watch around 5 seconds. Then I barfed.
Look above. It's even worse than that.
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RE: Worst porno ever? Imam’s homemade sex movie leaked, hits the interwebs!
June 14, 2013 at 1:38 pm
(June 14, 2013 at 1:35 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Well, it starts with the fact that the hero is described as being six inches tall, with a tongue three times as long, arms 200 feet long, and a penis that's anywhere from two to 45 feet in length. Now, once you've wrapped your mind around that image, imagine that monstrosity doing things like fart fetishism; showers golden, brown, and roman; bestiality; pedophilia (including newborn porn); incest (with his mother, daughter, and the Naruto character who is somehow genetically identical to both of them); literal ass spelunking; genital mutilation and fucking the wound; the mammalian equivalent of tentacle rape; the bizarre coexistence of scenes where a man stuffs his penis in another penis and rampant homophobia; and an author who constantly forgets what genitals women have.
Why didn't you just say it was Japanese porn?
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