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MAn calls police to complain about "ugly" prostitute.
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MAn calls police to complain about "ugly" prostitute.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bir...m-22887138

Quote:West Midlands Police said the man had claimed he met the woman in a hotel car park.

"The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act," a spokesperson for the force said.

"When he raised this issue with the woman concerned, she allegedly took his car keys, ran away from the car and threw them back at him, prompting him to call police."



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RE: MAn calls police to complain about "ugly" prostitute.
It does seem that there ought to be a law against that sort of thing, though.
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RE: MAn calls police to complain about "ugly" prostitute.
When I was in the military traveling around to different countries I saw a lot of prostitutes.

I grew up in the backwoods so it was not something I had ever witnessed before.

In my experience 99% of prostitutes are fugly as crap. I'm amazed that guys pay for that. Those hos couldn't pay me to have sex with them. ugh.
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Haha! Only in Solihull...
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You know, I'm the resident music columnist on an anglophile website and I've seriously considered adding a weird news column for Britain, but I think the big reason I haven't done that is because I haven't found a good weird British news aggregator. Well, that and I'm not entirely sure just what sorts of news would be appropriate. Maybe I'll use this, or maybe I'll just send it off to Nash from WTFIWWY.
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