And you thought the Gideons were bad...

[Rev. Rye]

Are hotel guests more interested in reading "50 Shades of Grey" than the Bible?

One British hotelier thinks so. And that's why, even though he says he's never read E L James' best-selling novel himself, Jonathan Denby has decided to remove all the Gideon Bibles from his hotel's 40 rooms and replace them with the book that's been dubbed "mommy porn."

He made the switch earlier this month at the Damson Dene Hotel in the Lake District of England.
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Denby writes on his blog, Slow Life: "Tonight millions of women will be curling up in bed with a good book and you can bet your life it won't be the Bible. More likely than not it will be 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' I haven't read the book yet -- I'm not in the target audience -- but I'm told it's a ripping good yarn and everyone who's in the target audience loves it. This made me wonder about the sense of providing a book, the Gideon Bible which no-one reads, and many dislike, in the bedside cabinet of our hotel bedrooms, instead of a book which everyone wants to read, such as 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'

"In this secular age it seems distinctly odd that anyone would expect to find a religious book in a hotel bedroom."

So what are guests who are not the book's "target audience" supposed to read on a visit to the Damson Dene Hotel? Denby isn't banishing the Bible altogether. Instead, he plans to keep a few copies behind the reception desk in case someone asks.

That's not enough for some. The Telegraph reported a local vicar has condemned the hotelier's actions, calling it a "gimmick." The Damson Dene was featured on a British reality show, "The Hotel."

Rev Michael Woodcock told the newspaper, "It is a great shame that Bibles have been removed from rooms and very inappropriate to have been replaced by an explicit erotic novel.

"The Bible remains a source of comfort and inspiration that many people do find helpful."

Any thoughts?

[Foxaèr]

I never understood the point of having a bible in a hotel room. Most religious people who truly care about their religion and reading the bible on a regular basis already carry their own bibles with them when they travel.

[Minimalist]

The bible is far more violent and misogynistic than 50 Shades. Besides, someone may actually read 50 Shades.

[Jackalope]

Dang, now what will Cthulhu use as an ad hoc paddle for erotic spankings when he's out of town? The Gideons were really providing a useful public service, IMO.

[festive1]

Am I the only one creeped out by the thought of people getting off reading the same book, in the same bed? As if hotels weren't icky enough...

[Minimalist]

I never understood the point of having a bible in a hotel room. Most religious people who truly care about their religion and reading the bible on a regular basis already carry their own bibles with them when they travel.

There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel
and offered the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.
After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him
and reminded him he was a holy man.

"It's O.K.," he replied, "it's written in the Bible."

So after a wild night of you-know-what the hat check girl asked
to see where in the Bible it says it's okay.

The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the
first page where someone wrote in pencil - "The hat check girl
puts out!"

[Faith No More]

So, they replaced one book of smut with another more current one?

BTW, I chose blueberry muffins, and I don't really care for them.

[Godscreated]

I never understood the point of having a bible in a hotel room. Most religious people who truly care about their religion and reading the bible on a regular basis already carry their own bibles with them when they travel.

You really are clueless.

[Foxaèr]

You really are clueless.

Care to elaborate, or is the one line quip your jolly jiggler for the night?

[Godscreated]

You really are clueless.

Care to elaborate, or is the one line quip your jolly jiggler for the night?

Bibles in hotels are for those who need them period, there are many confirmed stories from people who were going to take their lives and didn't because they read a Bible in the room they planned on ending their life.
Just one example.