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Dumb Things Theists Say
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#91
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 12, 2013 at 6:11 am
... what?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#92
Re: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 12, 2013 at 6:20 am
I dunno about anyone else, but I certainly am.

Fuck Angels!!!
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#93
Re: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 13, 2013 at 2:21 pm
I just saw this on my fb.

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#94
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 13, 2013 at 2:26 pm
psh, level 10 is nothing, i sacrificed a chicken and now i'm at level 410.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 13, 2013 at 2:57 pm
(July 12, 2013 at 4:12 am)Big Blue Sky Wrote: Here is an good one:

Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?

It wasn't me. I gotta alibi.

Fuck this, I want my lawyer.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 13, 2013 at 3:01 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2013 at 3:03 pm by NoraBrimstone.)
I'm currently on Level 130. I know a guy who got right to the end of the game. Only it's not the end of the game. It's basically a "To Be Continued" kind of thing. He was rather pissed.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 3:01 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I'm currently on Level 130. I know a guy who got right to the end of the game. Only it's not the end of the game. It's basically a "To Be Continued" kind of thing. He was rather pissed.

I have a love-hate relationship with that damn game. While there certainly is a strategy component, a lot of the time, the main factor contributing to beating a level is getting a favorable board. No amount of skill will allow you to complete an unsolvable board.

In other words, the game has a maddeningly high luck component.

Either that, or I just suck at it. In fact, both could be true.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 13, 2013 at 3:17 pm (This post was last modified: July 13, 2013 at 3:17 pm by Something completely different.)
What the fuck is candy crush?

Süßigkeiten Zerquetschen! (translation)
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 13, 2013 at 3:54 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 3:17 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: What the fuck is candy crush?

Süßigkeiten Zerquetschen! (translation)

You don't want to know.
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
July 13, 2013 at 4:02 pm
Dumb Things Theists Say

(July 13, 2013 at 3:45 pm)Consilius Wrote: Before anything existed, nothing existed to put pressure on the uncaused cause to do anything.
Unless there is another option, the causation of the universe was planned. Unless there is another option, uncaused cause chose to plan it. Decision making is an attribute of intelligent beings.
MY BOOKS: https://www.amazon.com/Joseph-Palazzo/e/B07L44H19P

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