Your Embarrassing Moments

[Rahul]

My entire life is an embarassing moment. That's way too much to write in a post.

[Faith No More]

All except faith No more. Thats pretty bad bud.

Yeah, thanks. I was going to put "/thread" at the end of it, but I thought that might have been a little presumptuous.

[FlyingNarwhal]

A little while ago I was having trouble urinating and had to go to the doctor. When I went to schedule my appointment, I was told my doctor was away on vacation, and I would have to be seen by another. I recognized the name of the new doctor and was pretty sure it was the father of someone that I went to school with. I went to the appointment, and when the doctor went in, I realized that it actually was the guy I went to school with, not his father. Then I realized "oh, shit," because, in case you're not aware, one of the first things a doctor has to do when a male is having trouble urinating is give them a prostate exam. So, yeah, not only did I have to go through the embarrassing procedure of having a doctor stick his finger up my ass, said procedure was done by someone I was fairly acquainted with during my school years.

All I could think of was this:

[Mystical]

I have so many embarrassing moments, I only keep track of the funny ones nowadays. Like my first job interview I will never forget: It went fine minus the man interviewing me averting his eyes the entire time. I figured it was cuz he was married and very clearly italian (and hot). Thought it was a culture thing! When I got back in the car high fiving myself, I come to find that my purple button up top had been unbuttoned not one but two buttons and I looked like a stripper! I don't think I've ever blushed so hard as I would whenever I was around my new manager

[Rahul]

I have so many embarrassing moments, I only keep track of the funny ones nowadays. Like my first job interview I will never forget: It went fine minus the man interviewing me averting his eyes the entire time. I figured it was cuz he was married and very clearly italian (and hot). Thought it was a culture thing! When I got back in the car high fiving myself, I come to find that my purple button up top had been unbuttoned not one but two buttons and I looked like a stripper! I don't think I've ever blushed so hard as I would whenever I was around my new manager

She's freaking hired!

[max-greece]

Dinner party. Our house. In laws. Mother in law, sister in law, both brother in laws plus my nephew who is a couple of years younger than my daughter (who was about 9 at the time). I cooked. It was a rather complex sea-food dish where all the components are cooked separately - then mixed into a tomato and basil sauce. This is then mixed with slightly undercooked spaghetti which absorbs the tomato sauce and, if it all goes well, is perfectly al-dente when served.

We had some starters and polite conversation but the kids got bored and wanted to go play so we let them. They went off to her room.

When the starters were done with I mixed the spaghetti with the sauce got it perfect (absolutely nailed it), decanted the lot onto a huge serving plate and placed it in the middle of the table.

We called the kids.

Turned out they weren't in her room but in ours and playing with....some unsuitable toys.

My first inkling of what had happened was when my daughter rounded the corner into the dining room wearing a somewhat odd nurses uniform. She was followed by a 7 year old blur who erupted over the table between his mother and father. He then slammed a vibrator onto his forehead with the words: "Mummy, mummy, look at me, I'm a rhinoceros!"

Then things got worse. Sadly slamming the vibrator onto his forehead like that started the vibrator, obviously something he was not expecting - so he instantly dropped it with an "ugh."

No prizes guessing where it landed. Right in the middle of the main course where it appeared to be attempting to dig its way through in front of a very startled audience.

Five hours that thing had taken me to make - no-one ate a thing. Apparently my comment; "Oh come on - its not like its going to make everything taste like fish" was not regarded as suitable.

[FlyingNarwhal]

Dinner party. Our house. In laws. Mother in law, sister in law, both brother in laws plus my nephew who is a couple of years younger than my daughter (who was about 9 at the time). I cooked. It was a rather complex sea-food dish where all the components are cooked separately - then mixed into a tomato and basil sauce. This is then mixed with slightly undercooked spaghetti which absorbs the tomato sauce and, if it all goes well, is perfectly al-dente when served.

We had some starters and polite conversation but the kids got bored and wanted to go play so we let them. They went off to her room.

When the starters were done with I mixed the spaghetti with the sauce got it perfect (absolutely nailed it), decanted the lot onto a huge serving plate and placed it in the middle of the table.

We called the kids.

Turned out they weren't in her room but in ours and playing with....some unsuitable toys.

My first inkling of what had happened was when my daughter rounded the corner into the dining room wearing a somewhat odd nurses uniform. She was followed by a 7 year old blur who erupted over the table between his mother and father. He then slammed a vibrator onto his forehead with the words: "Mummy, mummy, look at me, I'm a rhinoceros!"

Then things got worse. Sadly slamming the vibrator onto his forehead like that started the vibrator, obviously something he was not expecting - so he instantly dropped it with an "ugh."

No prizes guessing where it landed. Right in the middle of the main course where it appeared to be attempting to dig its way through in front of a very startled audience.

Five hours that thing had taken me to make - no-one ate a thing. Apparently my comment; "Oh come on - its not like its going to make everything taste like fish" was not regarded as suitable.

Something very similar happened with my family. I was at my parents for Christmas with the family and my little brother was opening his presents. My mom told me to grab the brown bag from her closet for my little brother. So I went upstairs, grabbed it, went back downstairs and gave him the bag. He opened it up and pulled out a veiny dildo. He was 14 at the time and the look of horror on his face when he realized he grabbed it by the head.....priceless.

[Mystical]

bahaahaaaaahaaaa! Epic. Both of you.
Although..I wouldve eaten the spaghetti if you boiled it but then I am starving right now so...

[Fruity]

hahahahahaha I laughed so hard I cried! Epic!

[NoraBrimstone]

OMG! What is air?!