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Prayer-O-Matic
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I thought you all might appreciate this parody prayer request site.

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The one at the top:

Quote: Joseph Christ
Demon inside my head

Hi God. So there is this demon inside my head that is making me question your logic. How do I get it out?


God

You need to sneeze really hard and have someone say “bless you”. It’s important that the person say “bless you” not just because it sounds odd to have silence after a sneeze but with actual intent to disuade any sneezed demons to re-enter.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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spam-o-matic... Undecided
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Sorry if it seems spammy, Catfish.. I genuinely thought you guys might get a kick out of it and there are no ads.
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Rules Wrote:If you want to promote a product or service then please contact one of the administrators or moderators by private message first.

Stick around for 30 days or 30 posts, and you can posts the link anew. Most people here appreciate lulz Wink
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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Headshot.
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