Problems with the theory of evolution.

[CleanShavenJesus]

If there's anything I hate, it's an atheist posting as a Christian.


....wait a minute.....

[Doubting Thomas]

Well I figured it had to be an atheist posing as a Christian, because there were just way too many stupid Christian straw men arguments in there to be for real. It's like someone collected every single straw man argument against evolution and put them in one post.

[Mister Agenda]

Some users suggested that I'm a current member in disguise trying to pull a prank. That part isn't true. I've never been a member here before. I just enjoy trolling various forums that I come across. I just thought I'd clear that up so you don't go blaming some other member on here who is located in Canada.

I applaud your willingness to drop the charade in order to preserve the reputation of others.

[JesusHChrist]

It was rather difficult to keep up the charade once it became apparent that my IP address was Canada based.

Fucking Canadian hi jinks eh? Hoser and a poser.

Nice forests ya got up there. I'll give ya that. And granola babes in Vancouver. Mmmmmm, granola babes...

[Michael Schubert]

Male, yes.

Darn! You're picture was pretty hot.

[Kayenneh]

Darn! You're picture was pretty hot.

Don't be disheartened, Jamie the man might be really hot too

[Anomalocaris]

Male, yes.

Darn! You're picture was pretty hot.

Time to put away thoughts about 14 year olds.

[Lucid Dreamer]

If you are in fact not a troll, I would like to commend you on attempting to disprove aspects of evolution. I haven't had years of research on evolution nor do I have a PhD in science. I would just like to say, you don't understand evolution. In 7TH GRADE I even learned that everything doesn't evolve. Now, I suggest you do more research, and I will too.

[Kayenneh]

Dear Lucid Dreamer, please don't necropost (e.g. post in threads that have been inactive for 30 days or more). Besides, he was indeed a troll, so further discussion is redundant

[EgoRaptor]

Hi. I'm new here so this will be my first post. I'm Jamie from Alabama. I'm a proud Baptist and I'd like to point out a few inconsistencies I found in the theory of evolution.

The first point I'd like to make is in relation to the age of the earth and how it ties in with "evolution". I'm a young earth creationist. I believe that God created the earth approximately 5,000-6,000 years ago, and there is a good reason for this belief. Atheist scientists will tell us that the earth is approximately 4.6 billion years old, but this is impossible. Please hear me out and let me explain before you scoff and abandon this thread.

Atheist scientists believe that we evolved from stardust (even just saying it in a sentence sounds silly lol)

During a supernova, when a massive star explodes at the end of its life, the resulting high energy environment enables the creation of some of the heaviest elements including iron and nickel. The explosion also disperses the different elements across the universe, scattering the stardust which now makes up planets including Earth. Any element heavier than hydrogen is ultimately a product of the nuclear fusion that takes place within stars.

So apparently we are living beings that evolved from lifeless materials. It doesn't make much sense to me because last weekend I was sitting by a lake pondering God's marvelous creation when I picked up a rock and stared at it. It suddenly dawned on me that if that very rock was 4.6 billion years old like athiest scientists say it is, then rocks would have evolved into intelligent creatures also. If evolution really was true and we all evolved from lifeless materials over 4.6 billion years, then that rock should also be a mammal or an insect or something by now. But there it was, still a useless rock, just sitting there. No brain, no self-awareness. Nothing.

This is another point I'd like to make. In my senior year of science class my teacher (who I also suspect is an atheist) was explaining to us that humans developed large complex brains because "we integrated meat into our diets a long time ago".

The modern human brain is two to three times larger than that of our closest relatives, chimpanzees. But to supply energy to such metabolically demanding tissue, a distinct trade-off in energy allocation had to evolve. Meat and other protein-rich foods were evolutionary drivers of bigger, more complex human brains.

Sounds silly to me. We started eating meat and the protein made us evolve a larger more complex brain, resulting in superior intelligence? Okay... well we aren't the only species that eats meat lol. Why didn't other animals evolve to be as intelligent as us? I can name dozens and dozens of animals that eat meat, but can you name how many lions you've met that attended university and became doctors? When you went to high school did you have a grizzly bear teacher? Have you ever had your taxes done by a dog accountant? Nope, not me anyways. A human did my taxes this year.

Also, I did some research on something else. Apparently the total amount of water on earth is "1.386x10^21 liters", whatever that means. I don't know what the X and the ^ is for, but I'll continue anyways. There are almost 7 billion people on earth, so let's assume that human beings drink two liters of water a day, which could be true for some people. Some people drink a lot of water. That would mean that every human being on this planet collectively drinks 12x10^9 liters of water a day (I'm pretty sure that's right, I had to ask some Asian guy I know to do the math for me. I kinda suck at math)

Now here's what I'm getting at... atheist scientists say that life evolved around 3 billion years ago, so this would mean that human beings alone (excluding animals) would have consumed 9.5 times the amount of water on this planet. This is obviously impossible, because if this were true our oceans would be completely drained by now. So how do we still have large amounts of unused water?

One more quick thing. If there is no oxygen in space, then how does the sun keep burning? We all know that fire needs oxygen to keep burning.

We didn't come from stardust, we came from self-recreating acids that were the first highly primitive lifeforms. Rocks never became living things. To even suggest that a rock could or should become a living creature is a strong reflection not only on Alabama education, but also on your intelligence.

Second, a larger more advanced brain requires more protein, but not the other way around. Humans developed complex brains due to natural selection, & thus more protein was required. It does not work the other way around. Eating more protein allowed us to develop more advanced brains, but protien does not cause larger brains to develop.

Also, water particles cannot be destroyed. Animals drink water, urinate it into the soil, & it is cleaned through natural processes. The Earth is an amazing recycler. Learn about it rather than coming here & asking inane questions.