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"No more tears" shampoo not working
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"No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 3:11 pm
I've been using the "No more tears" shampoo for a month but I'm not feeling any less depressed. Something wrong with the product? Am I applying it wrong?
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 3:11 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I've been using the "No more tears" shampoo for a month but I'm not feeling any less depressed. Something wrong with the product? Am I applying it wrong?

Your not supposed to rub into your eyes!
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 3:57 pm
Oh... No more tears shampoo works *just fine*.

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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:00 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 3:57 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Oh... No more tears shampoo works *just fine*.

Trust me. Wink

I don't think you're using it the same way. Big Grin

TEGH, perhaps Lilly can fill you in. So to speak.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:04 pm
Try Vasoline.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 4:04 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Try Vasoline.

No no no, you've got to use a good water soluble lubricant.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm
If your avatar is a representative photo you don't really need shampoo.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:15 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No no no, you've got to use a good water soluble lubricant.

Baby oil?
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:19 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 4:15 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(July 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No no no, you've got to use a good water soluble lubricant.

Baby oil?

Say, you and I aren't on the same page.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Is that like Baby Shampoo? If so, I've been known to rub that shit in my eyes when my hayfever got really bad and when I've had an allergic reaction to cats.... Except that one time it didn't work and I had to go to Accident & Emergency at the Eye Hospital. That was bad.

For depression, I think you have to either drink it, rub it on your genitals, or squirt it up your arse.
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