Which forum members would you like to meet?

[Napoléon]

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Hello my name is Napoleon, I'm an atheist and a real nice guy.

[Bad Writer]

Wait...we're supposed to tell everyone who we want to meet IRL????!!!

whateverist: I want to High-Five the man.

thesummerqueen: I have a feeling she'd enjoy a good Long Island Iced Tea...oh, she's not the only one I'll serve those to, but I feel there's some good conversation that'll pop out of her when if she were to down a couple of those.

fr0d0: To ask him why he couldn't just use Gandalf's eagle friends to fly to Mordor and drop the ring into Mount Doom.

Michael Schubert: I imagine I'd go to an Atheist Convention in Austin, TX with him, and we'd trade notes after listening to an AronRa presentation.

Statler Waldorf: So I can drop a pen and show him that gravity works the same today, yesterday, and tomorrow. And then we'd play Super Smash Bros. and I'd kick his ass with Pikachu!

Esquilax: So that we can discuss the finer details of the fossil record.

Godschild: So that I can verify that a walking paradox exists. And I'd bring Esquilax along so that we can be dumbfounded at the same time. ...after that we'd all sit down and enjoy some nice, cold, Long Island Iced Teas.

NoraBrimstone: I think she's smarter than me, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I have much to gain from a meeting like that.

[Faith No More]

Hello my name is Napoleon, I'm an atheist and a real nice guy.

Never heard of you.

[Napoléon]

Never heard of you.

Well, I was going to include you, but now you can forget it.


For me, I guess I'd like to meet:

Summerqueen, it would have to get hot and steamy in the kitchen. That would satisfy my fantasy of cooking with Nigella Lawson.

Kichi, if I ever visit Oz, she can show me around.

Cinjin, I'd probably feel inferior standing next to this badass motherfucker, but I'd like to share a good beer with him.

Frankiej, guess he's more in my age bracket eh? Night out would be called for, someone would probably end up passed out with their eyebrows shaved off.

Kayenneh, one of my favourite ladies here, and probably one of the nicest people on the forums, how can you not love Kayenneh?

Insanity, we'd probably get our geek on. Oh, and we'd have amazing butt secks.

Vae, I think this would be interesting at the very least.

Moros, damn I need to have a conversation with this guy, seems like such a smartypants.

LastPoet, if our G+ hangouts are anything to go by I think we'd get on.

And I guess I wouldn't mind meeting FNM either, call of duty marathon, yes?


I suppose any party with Rayaan, Ace Otana, 5th Horseman, Shell B, Minimalist, fr0d0, stimbo, Annik, teaearlgrey, creed of heresy and festive (too many fucking people) wouldn't be bad either. And I guess anyone I've ever given rep to can be included provided they come dressed in a bow tie.


Right, I'm going to go clean the turd off my face from all that arsekissing, toodlepip!

[Jackalope]

And I guess anyone I've ever given rep to can be included provided they come dressed in a bow tie.

Does it count if it's tied around my Johnson?

[Napoléon]

Does it count if it's tied around my Johnson?

Ahhh damnit. You don't need to wear one. I knew I'd forgot someone, your wit would be more than welcome!

Here, have this picture of a sad puppy as a token of my apologies

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[KichigaiNeko]

NEVER on a chook-chaser! Missluckie


We DO have some dignity

[Neo-Scholastic]

I'll go with...

Whateversist, Fallen to Reason, Faith No More, and Earl Grey.

We can met at the pub then come back to my place and hang out on the back porch talking about everything except God.

[Fruity]

I'd like to add Dreaming to my list. Dude is badass!

[Doubting Thomas]

I think it would be fun to have an AF.org "family reunion" where we could all get together, drink, swap stories, and just generally have fun. Heck, I'd even bring a few bottles of homemade wine. GC, Statler Waldorf, and Drich could even come but I have a feeling they'd be all sitting in that table in the corner whispering to each other and looking down upon everyone else.