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Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
#41
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
(August 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is it?

Allah belching on a shrimp taco?
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#42
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
Let us try again!
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#43
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
(August 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is it?

Your mom?
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#44
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
(August 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is it?

How much time do I have to answer?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#45
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
OK, I have a question that's been nagging at me for some time. What's with the funny hats?

Oh, wait. That was culturally insensitive of me, wasn't it? I'll rephrase. What's with the goofy hats?
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#46
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
(August 7, 2013 at 4:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is it?

Your mom?

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#47
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
Winning numbers for tonight's Power Ball drawing?
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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#48
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
(August 7, 2013 at 4:21 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(August 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm)Texas Sailor Wrote: This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is it?

How much time do I have to answer?

Nasty hobbitses cheats, precious.
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#49
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
(August 7, 2013 at 4:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: OK, I have a question that's been nagging at me for some time. What's with the funny hats?

Oh, wait. That was culturally insensitive of me, wasn't it? I'll rephrase. What's with the goofy hats?

You better start running. The Shriners are coming, and their Hov-a-round mobility scooters have a full charge.
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#50
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
(August 7, 2013 at 12:19 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 11:13 pm)Chas Wrote: Then you need to be eliminated. Your purpose is anathema to all civilized people.


A thrill voiced, weak witted masturbator from the most inbred parts of Hicksville, Anatolia has become anathema to all civilized people?

Civilized people really needs a better recruitment process for anathemas.


No, little bigoted man is little bigoted man. It is the purpose that is anathema.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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