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RE: 52 Life Lessons You Must Know!
August 10, 2013 at 10:58 pm
This reminded me of all those wall decorations that read "life lessons/suggestions" like:
Laugh
Live
Love
Love freely
Smile often
Speak softly
Dream highly
Keep calm and... blah.
... make me gag.
Laugh, live, love. Then fuck freely. Fuck often. Fuck softly. Fuck highly, oh yes, highly. Keep calm, and fuck.
That makes more sense.
k, bye.
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RE: 52 Life Lessons You Must Know!
August 10, 2013 at 11:01 pm
We really need to talk about the hard fucking.
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RE: 52 Life Lessons You Must Know!
August 10, 2013 at 11:05 pm
k. we must add it to the life suggestions. You make a point.
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RE: 52 Life Lessons You Must Know!
August 10, 2013 at 11:12 pm
You don't always have to fuck 'em hard. Sometimes that just isn't right to do. Sometimes you've got to make some love and fuckin' give her some smooches too.
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RE: 52 Life Lessons You Must Know!
August 10, 2013 at 11:16 pm
hence, the softly suggestion.
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RE: 52 Life Lessons You Must Know!
August 10, 2013 at 11:22 pm
I'm not going to bother to read these 52 life lessons until each one is inside a fortune cookie.
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RE: 52 Life Lessons You Must Know!
August 11, 2013 at 12:52 am
Maybe we can turn this thread into a fun one by adding more. Here's mine:
From ashes to ashes, with nothing but a story in between. At least have the courage to make it an interesting story.
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RE: 52 Life Lessons You Must Know!
August 11, 2013 at 1:21 am
52 life lessons? Bullshit! There are only 50 ways to leave your lover.
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