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Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
#11
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
People will always see their gods and their beliefs in supernatural events and common shares. It's just as well that the religious brain works.
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#12
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 12:03 am)Minimalist Wrote: Idiots.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2013081...EJ9G4.html

Quote: Hannah Gastonguay, 26, said Saturday that she and her husband "decided to take a leap of faith and see where God led us" when they took their two small children and her father-in-law and set sail from San Diego for the tiny island nation of Kiribati in May.

But just weeks into their journey, the Gastonguays hit a series of storms that damaged their small boat, leaving them adrift for weeks, unable to make progress. They were eventually picked up by a Venezuelan fishing vessel, transferred to a Japanese cargo ship and taken to Chile where they are resting in a hotel in the port city of San Antonio.

How long before one of our resident idiots shows up claiming another fucking "miracle" that they weren't killed?

I'd like to 'point out' the comment of "The idiot" who made the opening post, was the first to mention "was not a miracle that they weren't killed."Wink

Still keeping score Minnie? Be sure to mark me down for two Big Grin

My first thoughts were perhaps Hannah's husband should learn to listen and wait for God, rather foolishly leaping faith first.
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#13
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
That was a prediction that you, G-C or another idiot like you would make such an absurd claim.

I'll take the point.
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#14
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
At the end of the article Hannah Gastonguay said the family will now "go back to Arizona" and "come up with a new plan."
Thinking
Maybe they will consider atheism?
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#15
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 7:24 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: At the end of the article Hannah Gastonguay said the family will now "go back to Arizona" and "come up with a new plan."
Thinking
Maybe they will consider atheism?

Wait. Hold the bus. She thought that hopping in a boat with no destination and seeing what happens was a plan?
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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#16
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 7:29 pm)Chas Wrote:
(August 11, 2013 at 7:24 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: At the end of the article Hannah Gastonguay said the family will now "go back to Arizona" and "come up with a new plan."

Wait. Hold the bus. She thought that hopping in a boat with no destination and seeing what happens was a plan?

Religious "faith" 101. It's "god's plan."
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#17
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 7:29 pm)Chas Wrote: Wait. Hold the bus. She thought that hopping in a boat with no destination and seeing what happens was a plan?

No, dimwit! THEY PRAYED FIRST!!! Totally foolproof, except for the part where it all went to shit.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#18
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 8:02 pm)Tonus Wrote: No, dimwit! THEY PRAYED FIRST!!! Totally foolproof, except for the part where it all went to shit.

If only they'd had the foresight to pray for storms! Tongue
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#19
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
(August 11, 2013 at 7:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: That was a prediction that you, G-C or another idiot like you would make such an absurd claim.

I'll take the point.

I bet you win every game you've ever played by like a million points haven't you?
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#20
RE: Apparently, God Said "Fuck Off!"
And atheists wonder why they are stereotyped?

Why not be thankful that the people did not die and are still alive?

Instead you use the case as material to rant and rave and curse about a God you do not even believe exists....

They believe in God, you guys don't. But I assure you, threads like this only serve to show that your attitude towards those that have different beliefs than you make you look just like those same people you are so quick to judge for being bigots.
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