CAUTION: Strong Language - May offend christians.

[freedomfromforum]

Yesterday morning, Sunday, August 18, 2013, while I was standing in line at a local coffee shop, I overheard the following loud conversation between two very colorful characters: I’m using the names these two gave to one another to represent their identity - it may shed additional light upon the context of the matter.

TYRONE: “Say nigga, I know you.”
CECIL: “Yeah, motherfucker, I know you from somewhere too.”
TYRONE: “Shit nigga, what you been up to?”
CECIL: “Oh you know, you know…”
TYRONE: “I show does nigga. How yo mama be?”
CECIL: “Shit motherfucker my mama been givin me troubles - crazy bitch.”
TYRONE: “Hell yeahs. I feels you dawg.”
CECIL: “Say, where I know you from motherfucker?”
TYRONE: “Aww shit nigga, I aint’ fo show.”
CECIL: “Whoa, hold up - I know from where. Brother I seen you at church.”
TRYONE: “Oh yes. Of course, now I recognize you. How is your mom?”
CECIL: “Thanks for asking; my mom is a blessing, yo. She’s doing good, good.”
TYRONE: “Good seein you brother.”
CECIL: “Yes, you too. Blessings brother.”
TYRONE: “Blessings.”

Not even fifteen minutes after this happened, I overheard another two loud characters giving some christian love to one another. These two (ladies) never gave their names.

Female #1: “Dam gurl, yo shoes be lookin dumb wit dat dress.”
Female #2: “Yeah, but I aint got my man cheatin on me like you does nigga.”
Female #1: “Gurl I otta slap dat smirk off your ugly dam face along wit dem dumb ass shoes.”
Female #2: “You aint shit nigga. You jus mad cuz I been wit yo man”
Female #1: “Bitch, don’t be talkin bout my man.”
Female #2: “Shut up now. We’s getting ready to head to the church.”
Female #1: “Do you really think the lord would approve of those ugly ass shoes?”
Female #2: “Gurl, you crazy, and yo cheatin husband be goin to hell.”


These two events actually took place. I have quoted them nearly verbatim, and I am making no racist comments. I am merely reporting on the christians in my town. Maybe it's time to relocate?

[Chas]

Yesterday morning, Sunday, August 18, 2013, while I was standing in line at a local coffee shop, I overheard the following loud conversation between two very colorful characters: I’m using the names these two gave to one another to represent their identity - it may shed additional light upon the context of the matter.

TYRONE: “Say nigga, I know you.”
CECIL: “Yeah, motherfucker, I know you from somewhere too.”
TYRONE: “Shit nigga, what you been up to?”
CECIL: “Oh you know, you know…”
TYRONE: “I show does nigga. How yo mama be?”
CECIL: “Shit motherfucker my mama been givin me troubles - crazy bitch.”
TYRONE: “Hell yeahs. I feels you dawg.”
CECIL: “Say, where I know you from motherfucker?”
TYRONE: “Aww shit nigga, I aint’ fo show.”
CECIL: “Whoa, hold up - I know from where. Brother I seen you at church.”
TRYONE: “Oh yes. Of course, now I recognize you. How is your mom?”
CECIL: “Thanks for asking; my mom is a blessing, yo. She’s doing good, good.”
TYRONE: “Good seein you brother.”
CECIL: “Yes, you too. Blessings brother.”
TYRONE: “Blessings.”

Not even fifteen minutes after this happened, I overheard another two loud characters giving some christian love to one another. These two (ladies) never gave their names.

Female #1: “Dam gurl, yo shoes be lookin dumb wit dat dress.”
Female #2: “Yeah, but I aint got my man cheatin on me like you does nigga.”
Female #1: “Gurl I otta slap dat smirk off your ugly dam face along wit dem dumb ass shoes.”
Female #2: “You aint shit nigga. You jus mad cuz I been wit yo man”
Female #1: “Bitch, don’t be talkin bout my man.”
Female #2: “Shut up now. We’s getting ready to head to the church.”
Female #1: “Do you really think the lord would approve of those ugly ass shoes?”
Female #2: “Gurl, you crazy, and yo cheatin husband be goin to hell.”


These two events actually took place. I have quoted them nearly verbatim, and I am making no racist comments. I am merely reporting on the christians in my town. Maybe it's time to relocate?

Why would you want to move? Them's some hilarious Christians.

[frankiej]

Shit, son! I wished people spoke like that around here.

[Faith No More]

Well, if I remember right, Jesus did say, "Love thy niggas."

[Foxaèr]

Them thur blacks need to be learnin' sum Engrish.

[Minimalist]

Reminds me of a joke I heard growing up.

Two black guys meet each other on the street.

"Whazzup, motherfucker? says the first.

"Morning, Reverend," says the second.

[Doubting Thomas]

I like how in the first incident all the "muthafucka" and "nigga" talk stopped after they both realized they've seen each other in church. Kind of like that saying about how Baptists pretend not to recognize each other in a liquor store.

[NoraBrimstone]

What the fuck is this?

[ronedee]

Disguising racism with Christianity huh? I'd love to see any of you spouting this crap in the hood.

[LastPoet]

Disguising racism with Chritianity huh? I'd love to see any of you spouting this crap in the hood.

How catholic of you (really)! Specially since the OP clearly said he wasn't criticizing any racial stereotype.

Was mommy theresa that taught you that? To divert from religious stupidity by accusing others? How noble.

ETA: Wait, I remember now, you follow that organization that proclaims moral high ground, while covering for their own kiddy diddler priests.